summary: you’re being a little too bratty for peter’s liking, so he takes a leaf out of spider-man’s book and punishes you the first way that comes to mind.
warnings: smut; swearing, teasing, dirty talk, dom!peter, spitting, use of web-shooters, overstimulation, multiple orgasms.
word count: 5,468
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on my tongue - dad’sbestfriend!bucky.
oneshots/drabbles
leather & sharp things - knifeplay smut
black lace for beginners - bucky hasn’t made it to second base yet, but the presence of a pretty girl in his life has him understanding the appeal of wearing someone’s thighs like a pair of earmuffs
let me show you - bucky gives reader a “redo” on her first time, and takes her virginity
famished sharp things - bucky barnes is a very broken man, one with a tendency to show up at your doorstep with blood on his face and longing between his legs
dog tags & storage units - two things in this world belong to bucky. his tags, and you.
ready to comply, to you - the winter soldier gets triggered to come out and play, but instead of taking orders from the one who sets it off, bucky stays obedient to the reader.
i really can’t stand you - bucky is a prick. he also had a prick. some good old fashioned hate sex was bound to have happened, sooner or later.
i really can’t stand you part two
winter soldier hotline - phone sex with the guy who really doesn’t know how to work a phone
squat here often? - personal trainer bucky
teacher of mine - professor barnes looked that good, and you were expected to NOT jump his bones?
good girl - pet names go both ways
dear old brooks - domestic bucky washing reader’s hair in the bath
unsavory situations - bucky comes home to find reader in the middle of a panic attack
just hitched - bridesmaid reader x groomsman bucky
just hitched part two
dean winchester (of supernatural)
firecracker motel - the air is crisp, spirits are sleeping, and dean is a cassette hog.
breaking in the back seat - impala smut
stucky x reader
done dirt cheap - it’s summer in brooklyn, and the boys across the trailer park seem to be the only things refreshing enough to tame your thirst
dirty honey - “purposely bitching out just so stucky ties you down; bucky fingering you with that metal hand until you can’t take it anymore”
winter’s child has a gun - in which blood is thicker than water, but one is easier to drown in.
the fun kind of collar - emt stucky x reader
part one
V FOR VENDETTA (2005) dir. James McTeigue
Request: “Lucius malfoy having a daughter?” -Anon Wasn’t sure if you want a one-shot or an would include, considering I’ve never done one before I decided to do a would include. If you want a one shot contact me and I’ll write one for you. Xx.
-Being named after a star or constellation.
-Lucius wins no father of the year awards.
-He would be quite cold and distant towards both you and Draco.
-But he would show Draco a little bit of affection, him being the Malfoy heir and such.
-You would be closer to Narcissa than Lucius.
-You’d probably call Lucius father because it’s more formal than dad. -Narcissa would probably be mum.
-Draco & you would go back and forth between best friends and worst enemies. -You’d be playing together and you take one of his toys. -This leads to a big argument involving tears and lots of immature name calling. -Eventually Narcissa would break it up and make you two apologise. -Not actually forgiving each other -Glaring at each other when your mum isn’t looking. -This could go on for weeks. -Eventually one of you cave (most likely Draco) and you’d give the other a flower from the garden, kinda like a white flag.
-Being friends with Dobby.
-Constantly trying to sneak him clothes.
-Which gets you a scolding from your father.
-Being nervous on the train to Hogwarts, worrying if you were going to be a Slytherin or not.
-Lucius would be disappointed if you were a Ravenclaw, mad if you were a Hufflepuff and probably lose his mind if you were a Gryffindor.
-He would give a courteous congratulations if you were a Slytherin.
-If you were in Slytherin you’d hang around Draco & his friends but not really liking Crabbe or Goyle.
-In the other houses, you’d probably be a loner because of your family name, but still hanging out with Draco and his friends every so often.
-Not being as rude as Draco.
-The main reason Draco was so rude was to please your father, eventually you gave up (especially if being sorted in another house).
-Also, since you spent a lot of time with your mum who had more of an open mind, your prejudice would be non-existent or not as strong.
-Less likely to join a quidditch team, even if you do love it.
-Partially because it was Draco’s thing and you didn’t want to steal his thunder and because you wouldn’t get along with your team mates as well.
-Rebelling.
-After giving up on trying to gain your fathers attention, you’d start to rebel for fun.
-If you were a Gryffindor, you’d be the Malfoy version of Sirius Black.
-Your room at home would be covered with red & gold with posters stuck on the wall of muggle things
-Wearing less dignified clothes.
-Nothing particularly slutty but more casual, so where your family were all wearing suits, you wear jeans and a top with a leather or denim jacket.
-If you were a Gryffindor, you’d probably dye your hair.
-It was a symbol of you being a Malfoy and it reminded you of what you had to be every time you looked at your reflection.
-Not dying it a natural colour, it’d be something fun to really drive your father crazy.
-Eventually, Lucius would disown you if you did all this.
-Becoming friendly with Hermione & Harry.
-Hermione would realise you weren’t like your brother, you didn’t judge people on Blood status and would NEVER use the ’m’ word.
-Her first talking to you in the library.
-You would be studying for the upcoming potions test and not understanding anything.
-Eventually, she ask if you needed help.
-Reluctantly, saying yes.
-After an hour or so, you would understand majority of it
-Going to her if you need help with homework and such.
-Harry & Ron calling her crazy for becoming friends with the enemies sister.
-After a lot of convincing, she’d get them to ease up on you.
-The first time you really spoke to Harry was the year of Umbridge.
-You would be crying in some hidden corner of the school when he stumbled across you, crying over your scared hand.
-He’d comfort you.
-And you’d apologise about everything on Draco behalf.
-Telling Harry about how Draco was when the two of you were younger.
-The next time you saw Hermione at the library, she invited you to join Dumbledore’s Army.
-Most people not trusting you, think you’d rat them out.
-Having trouble conjuring a Patronis.
-You haven’t exactly had the most joyous life.
-Eventually, you would conjure one.
-Using the memory of you, your mum and Draco cooking when you were little.
-Mrs Weasley inviting you over for Christmas.
-It would’ve been after Harry sending a letter to Sirius about you.
-Sirius would causally mention it when Molly was around and she decided to have you over.
-Mrs Weasley would fawn over you, saying you were too skinny and needed more food.
-Helping her in the kitchen as much as you can.
-Her dismissing you but you were just as stubborn.
-You ended up peeling potatoes manually and listening Mrs Wesley going on about when her children were little.
-Loving her stories.
-After much insisting on her part, you’d start calling Mrs Weasley, Molly.
-Most of the family being cautious around you.
-Until you comment on the twins pranks that they had pulled.
-Them being surprised when they found out you loved pranks.
-Especially when they hear about a prank you had pulled on Draco.
-Bonding with them as they tell you about their store.
-Winning over Ginny when you compliment her on hexing your brother.
-“I love him but he can be a total pain in the arse, I don’t know how you deal with so many of them.”
-Looking at your portrait on the Black family wall with horror.
-Laughing at Draco’s.
-Having long conversations with Sirius complaining about your families.
-You talked more than he did and you didn’t push him sensing he was uncomfortable with talking about it.
-Sirius noticing the parallels between your lives.
-Inviting you to stay with him during the summer.
-You wanting to agree but declining because you didn’t want to leave Draco.
-Most of the Order became protective over you.
-Even Ron starting to warm up to you.
-Going with them to the Ministry to save Sirius.
-He was like an uncle to you and you weren’t going to sit back and doing nothing.
-Lucius being surprised to see you there.
-Low key trying to avoid cursing you and not letting any of the other Death Eaters hurt you.
-You were still his daughter after all, even if you weren’t close.
-A part of him was ashamed of you for fighting for the other side.
Using the crutiatis curse on Bellatrix before she hurts Sirius.
-Not feeling guilty about it cause he was more family to you then he was.
-Officially being disowned after that.
-You and Harry going to live with Sirius after his name was cleared.
-Living in a house in the country where you could see the stars
-Draco refusing to talk to you, claiming you had betrayed him.
-Narcissa writing short letters every so often to check up on you.
-Helping the twins with their joke shop.
-Worrying about Draco the next year.
-Draco, still mad at you, bullies you a lot at the beginning of the year.
-Crying because of it.
-Him feeling bad after he sees you sobbing in a corridor.
-Slytherins now hate you.
-Or act like they do.
-Spending most of the time with Hermione.
-Bonding with Ron over not being invited to the Slug Club.
-Not caring as much as he does but at least he’s talking to you.
-Every so often breaking down about being disowned.
-Sirius being very supportive through letters.
-Punching Harry in the face after he curses Draco.
-“You even think about hurting my brother again, Voldemort will be the least of your problems.”
-Not leaving Draco’s side while he’s in the hospital wing.
-You just sit there for hours clutching his hand.
-Occasionally glaring at professors or Madame Pomfrey when they try to make you leave.
-Eventually they give up.
-Draco waking up to see you asleep on his beside in an incredibly uncomfortable position, your hands still holding onto his.
-Him waking you up when he tries to leave.
-Forcing him to tell you what’s happening.
-Draco telling you everything, while the two of you hold back tears.
- The death eaters getting in anyway.
-Persuading the Order to help Draco and you mum.
-Sirius helping you convincing them because Draco reminds him of Regulus.
-Going on missions for the Order the next year.
-You and Draco fighting together at the Battle of Hogwarts.
-Coming face to face with Bellatrix.
-She tried to kill you for being a traitor and you barely deflecting her spells.
-Lucius killing her before she could.
-After all you are his little girl.
-Even if he’s not good at showing it, Lucius loves you.
-Him giving you a really tight hug.
-You cry and beg for him to flee.
-He Does.
A/N- I got a little out of hand. This is about 4 & ½ pages long and almost 2 000 words. I could’ve kept writing but I decided to end it there. Please send in more would include requests. They’re fun. Xx
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[y/n]: *on the phone* dad? i need your help! i-
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[y/n]: ...no?
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tim: well? what did he say? what we do about the portal to hell in the living room?
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When your computer stylus breaks in half when you come back to finish a drawing
And you can’t get a new one until tomorrow but you wanna draw now.
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New York in the 1970s is on fire and you are right in the middle of it, and as the newly (and reluctantly) appointed partner of Agent Whiskey, you find out it just keeps getting better.
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Warm Like Whiskey: A Whiskey & Gin Story*
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