Requested: Yes Request: Can you write an imagine about being in a poly relationship with Jason and Roy??
Well girl since I have no idea for an imagine you’re gonna have to suffer some headcanons
These boys tho
Like you have to survive from love and air
Because your fridge is constantly empty because of them
They’ll walk in at X time of night and eat everything
“WHO ATE ALL MY SALAD?”
“I was hungry,” *insert Jays cute puppy face*
“What am I supposed to eat?”
“You can eat me,” *Insert roy smirk*
They’re really protective tho
Like expect to sleep engulfed between the two large men
Guns always at the ready
So much testosterone everywhere
Like constant fight about which one’s better in bed
Always ends up with a hardcore threesome
So much patching up every night
Like they can’t be careful even once
Fuck them, Assholes
You still love them nonetheless
how can you not
Have you not seen them
Im done, thank you
Masterlist Ask
With love, -K
#whatdidijustdo #yourwelcome #applause
(probably the best thing I’ll ever achieve)
edit: added hardy due to protest:) also, thank you for almost 13 000 notes!
Honestly, I think I could wait until Wrestlemania 34 if it means Roman vs Cena as long as when we’re least expecting it we hear out of nowhere.
Sierra. Hotel. India. Echo. Lima. Delta. SHIELD!
And then you have the camera facing Roman standing there with a smug look on his face, whilst the cameras are scanning the crowd to find Seth and Dean walking through the Mania crowd. The camera follows them and they’re up on the big screen and the crowd is screaming and chanting YES!YES!YES! The announce team look completely confused because they have no idea what is going on, as it wasn’t planned for Seth and Dean to show up. Seth and Dean hop the barrier and refuse to step foot in the ring. The ref is conflicted over what to do and has to start the match for the show to run through its respective time slot. They don’t even have to interfere in the match, all they have to do is stand there, at the outside of the ring whilst Roman fights Cena.
Then at the end of the match, Seth and Dean walk into the ring and stand side by side with Roman. Roman goes and grabs a microphone for each of them and stands in the middle of the ring above Cena and he brings the mic up. “John.. John.. John. Look at what you’ve gotten yourself into.. You’ve thought for the past, 15 years that you owned the WWE, that you were the face of the company. That you were the best there is, the best there was and the best there ever will be. Little did you know Cena, you lost that title 5 years ago, when we stepped into the business. The Shield has ran the WWE since day one! Whether we were together or apart, it was still all about us. It was still about The Shield.” Roman then turns to Seth and pats him on the back.
Seth does his signature smirk,“Now, every single one of youse thought that we’d never reform and youse were right. Because The Shield has never left, when you thought we left, that I betrayed my brothers back in 2014 youse were wrong.”
Dean then starts playing around with his microphone and does his signature mox smirk,“Now, we played you.We played everyone in the crowd, everyone at home and every. single. person. backstage. It was all our plan since day one.”
Seth laughs,“Dean and Roman, they knew that I would “betray” them.“ The crowd then goes dead silent in shock at the confession Seth just made.
Dean taps his fingers against his chest and looks at Seth and then Roman,“Y'know, there’s a reason I’m referred to as the lunatic fringe and the unstable one. There’s a reason why Seth is known as the architect and Roman as the big dog, theres no one in this business like us three,like the shield and we’re lethal when we’re together.”
Seth let’s out his loudest heel laugh, “It was all our plan, where’s the authority now? That’s right. They’ve been gone for a god damn year, because I single handedly destroyed them from the inside out.”
Roman brings the mic back up,“Seth got rid of the authority, I got rid of the undertaker and John Cena, two of the WWE’s biggest ass kissers. All whilst Ambrose here has been bringing in the belts, whose your grand slam champion?That’s right Dean. Whose your longest reigning us champ, oh yeah Ambrose.”
Dean smirks and brings the mic up,“The Shield has never left, whether we were on different shows we still had our plans and would be together, that’s the benefit of having a house in the dessert. And it’s all worked out, you guys love us and wanted us back and what can I say? We’re never leaving.”
Seth smirks and faces the runway whilst leaning up against the ropes,“ We don’t care how long you’ve been in this business, you can try and beat us but you won’t manage. We’ve ran this place since 2012 and we’ll run this place for the rest of its time.” Seth walks back to the centre of the ring and puts out his fist for Dean to shortly follow,Roman brings up his mic one last time before shouting into it,“You better believe that and BELIEVE IN THE SHIELD!” He drops the mic and fistbumps with Ambrose and Rollins all whilst the crowd is going insane over what has just happened.
_____ is the newest – and youngest – addition to the Avengers team. Rich, important parents, incredibly smart. Trained in gymnastics, martial arts, acrobatics and more. Got a face that she knows will get her anything she wants; the long lashes, the doe eyes and lips that she just has to pout to get her way. She’s a brat – and everyone knows that Steve thinks so because he’s constantly reprimanding her as if she’s the toddler she throws tantrums like.
ONGOING
♕ = smut
part 1: brat
part 2: and again
part 3: hot girl summer ♕
part 4: dreams do come true (in new orleans)
part 5: a degree of fancy
part 6: thicker than water
part 7: silver lining
DRABBLES
lesson 1 ♕
pass the salt
eat the rich ♕
midnight snack ♕
bubblegum b**** ♕
sober thoughts
the witching hour ♕
the boss
the relapse
the stealth suit
sex pollen ♕
reverse sex pollen ♕
period pains
honorary stark
“Would you go back?”
an attempt was made
one of his french girls
“let’s get married.”
the one about the piercing
the one about the dollar-bill knife
the dress
joining forces with scott lang
pre-serum steve
“please talk to me.”
meet the exes
pushing your luck
accidental mind-reading
the one where steve shaves his beard
recklessness
not taking no for an answer
midnight ride
spotify playlist
headcanons/ asks/ photosets/ miscellaneous
okay so imagine a movie where these three are private mercenaries, secret agents, soldiers or whatever
on a mission/personal vendetta to hunt down these two young assassins/criminals played by none other than Tom Holland & Taron Egerton
that’s it. That’s the movie.
SPOILERS FOR S3. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED
Summary; Reader is Hoppers older daughter who dies instead of Hopper and Hopper finds a note from the reader after her passing explaining that she knew she was going to die, saving El and Hopper (Slight Billy x reader too)
My birthday party is this Saturday so I will inactive that whole weekend
Caution, this one was completely rushed so its really, really bad
Tagged; @irreplaceable-ecstasy @fraeppuccino @teenwolflover28 @buckysjuicyplums @lcgaf @kyrathekiller @canny1902 @itsfangirlmendes @tellmyselfies @xkotkuu @scarletmeii @krazykatkay456 probably still forgot someone and im sorry
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Dear Dad,
So, I'm not really good at writing letters. I never written a letter like this before, so, I guess that's probably why
We're going to have to fight the Russians, huh? Its funny when I say it out loud, but, thinking about it now, I fear someone might get hurt or, even worse, killed
And I know what youre going to say when you read this letter, 'you are not going to fight the Russians, this is a job left for the adults,'. Well, Dad, I hate to break it to you, but Im an adult now
But, knowing you, you dont count a nineteen year old as an adult. Not in your book. In your book Im still your little girl, who battled cancer like a champ while my sister couldn't. But I am. Im an adult, and its my job to protect Eleven since I couldnt protect Sara
Ive always looked up to you. You taught me how to use a gun at twelve, taught me to fight without a gun at fourteen. Im pretty much like the karate kid now, but with a gun and the Chief of Hawkins as my father
I dont even know why Im writing this letter to begin with. Here I am sitting in Joyce's house while you guys are with a 'dangerous criminal' and Eleven is stopping this big ass monster
Guess I should go help them. Figure out a way to call Steve or Jonathan and meet up with them and do what I do best, fight bad guys
Love, Y/N Hopper
He found it tucked in your jeans. Folding clothes to put in boxes, Jim hears the crumble of the paper and realizes you had forgotten all about the stupid letter
But its all he has left of you. As hes reading it his mind is blurry, emotions jumbled. He would smile at some parts, others he would tear up and remember that you, did, indeed, protect Eleven
Jim knew you were happy now. When Sara died a couple years back and your mother left you with Jim, you became depressed. But knowing you saved not just Eleven but your father, he knew you accomplished your goal in life,
And for once, Jim wasnt pissed at your actions
Your bedroom is empty now. Eleven and Mike are patching the giant hole in the ceiling from the Mindflayer monster (that was fun to explain), while the others picked up furniture and cleaned bits and pieces of the destroyed cabin,
Jim lifts the last box off of your bed, tucking the box into your closet with many more boxes of clothes, items, and old toys,
The note remains clutched in his hand. He doesnt want to let it go. He let you go, not knowing it was your goal to make sure he and El were safe
Jim runs a large hand down his face, heaving a breathy sigh and dropping onto your bed, hand beginning to tremble when it tightened on the paper,
"She wouldnt want you to be like this,"
Jim looks up at a voice. Eleven and Max stood at the door, Maxs lips pressed tight together,
"She wouldnt want you to be like this," Max repeats, Jim nodding his head slowly, looking down at the note,
"I-" Jim inhales deeply, giving Eleven the go to enter the bedroom and sit next to him, sliding her hand into his that didnt have a grip on the letter,
"Y/N loved you," Eleven starts firmly, Jim directing his eyes to hers and watching the young girl smile, "You raised her to be the girl she was. Strong, independent. Her mother and Sara would be proud,"
Jim chuckles, dryly, sniffing away any tears that dared to fall, "She was too independent. She couldnt protect Sara, she knew it was her job to protect you," He hands the letter to Eleven, forcing himself to let it go,
"Billy did, too," Eleven swiftly scans the letter, looking back up at her adoptive father,
"God, they hated each other," Max snorts, Jims lips tugging upwards, "Youd see them glaring at each other or shooting nasty comments at one other,"
"She doesnt play games, thats for sure," Jim chuckles again, softer, "But shes with him now. Maybe this time they'll get along for once,"
Your eyes look over at Billy, his arms crossed and eyebrows raised to you. His eyes flick down to Earth, and you laugh, shaking your head,
"No way Hargrove," You grin, "Not unless you plan to stop smoking any time soon,"
"Not like it can harm me up here," Billy shrugs, looking around the bright, clouded area, "Sucks. My cars not here,"
"You cant go anywhere, dingus," You giggle,
"Dont you want to see California?" Billy questions, and your eyes look down to your father under the clouds, then to Billys extended hand,
Sighing, you take his hand, squeezing, "Lead the way,"
Tony has kissed everyone on the team at least once.
Steve loves frilly coffee drinks. Especially pumpkin spice.
Pietro has a habit of sleeping in really odd positions, in random places. They once found him passed out on top of the Avengers jet.
Wanda and Vision have telepathic conversation. It freaks everyone out because they will just stare at each other for hours.
Steve and J.A.R.V.I.S. are best friends.
Natasha teaches female empowerment at local high schools.
Whenever the team goes on missions to foreign countries, they always bring back a souvenir for Fury.
It started as a joke, but now it’s a tradition.
Fury will never admit it, but he keeps all of them.
Steve has only been drunk once. It was after Thor brought him some Asgardian mead. That night they found out Steve is a very bad singer.
Tony recorded the whole thing.
Bruce has a companion dog to help keep him calm. She lives in the tower and her name is Veronica Jr.
Clint teaches self defense classes in his free time.
Steve loves volunteering at children’s hospitals. He goes so often he knows almost all of the nurses and doctors by name.
Even though Thor can’t get drunk from earth alcohols, he still likes drinking them for the flavor.
Steve is the same way.
~Jaz
Thor’s favorite flavor of pop-tart is cherry.
Clint has various nest throughout the tower vents. Sometimes he even sleeps up there.
Natasha secretly loves Nicki Minaj.
Steve does too.
Bucky is a cat person and loves going to shelters to play with them.
Tony has food hidden all throughout the tower.
Bruce loves watching kids shows. It relaxes him. Sometimes Tony even catches him humming the theme songs.
Tony once rigid J.A.R.V.I.S. to play “Hammer Time” every time Thor walked into a room.
In retaliation, Thor had J.A.R.V.I.S. play “Heartless”.
Steve is a horrible chief, but an amazing baker.
Pietro once tried to run on water. That was the same day they learned he can’t swim.
Wanda loves reality shows.
Thor is amazing at chess.
Sam was a Captain America nerd as a child.
Bruce prefers tea to coffee.
Clint and Natasha have contests to see who can stick as many magnets to Bucky’s arm before getting caught. Natasha holds the record at 37.
~Jaz
V FOR VENDETTA (2005) dir. James McTeigue