Muriel Smut Part 3. The most Smut. There Will Be One More Part After This. I Know It’s Long. But I

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Welcome to Avengers Academy

Meet your new principal Nick Fury

-Definitely a hardass… but he cares about all of his staff and students deep down

-No hats on in the building

-He don’t care if he’s the principal, he’ll cuss you out if you cross him 

Your new art teacher

-The teacher that also acts as the school therapist in a way

-If he finds out someone is bullying you, he’s one of the first to do something about it

-Really wants to see everyone do well

-A bit shy at first but opens up and loves when the students get him caught up with slang and pop culture

Your home ec teacher

-Everyone legit thinks she’s a witch 

-Her deserts are otherworldly 

-She’s the youngest teacher so naturally everyone loves her

-Def makes you cookies or something for your birthday

Your history teacher

-Everyone thought he’d be a hardass but he’s actually funny

-Teaches history as though he was there

-On the first day of class told you to throw away your history books cos he’s gonna teach you the real shit 

Your English & literature teacher

-Gets super passionate about literature

-Def the fun teacher

-Him and Steve are probably the #1 favorite male teachers

-Has students act out Shakespeare 

Your music teacher

-Puts everyone on GOOD music

-Cracks everyone up but can be serious in seconds

-His class is probably the most fun because he incorporates both oldschool and modern music

Your science teacher

-Was super shy at first but opened up to his students and formed real relationships with them

-Starts a study group for his struggling students

Your Engineering teacher 

-The school legit created this class so that Tony could be a teacher

-Sarcastic as hell to his students but loves them all deep down

-Gives students creative freedom and encourages everyone to invent things

Your foreign language teacher

-A PUSHER

-She just wants you to succeed

-Oddly motherly 

-Teaches French, Spanish, Italian and Russian

Your women and genders studies teacher

- #1 teacher

-Students can tell her anything

-She geeks over 90s music with her students

-Brings her cat to class 

-Gives women in her class an excused absence on the first day of their periods

Your gym teacher/ ASL teacher *I prefer deaf hawkeye*

-Teaches American Sign Language and gym

-Oddly a father figure

-Definitely shows off 

-Surprisingly a super good teacher 

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Follow Your Heart

Pairing: Ardeth Bay x Reader

Words: 12,609. Please do not hate me. I put markers to where you can stop and continue later

Warnings: Some pining. Little bit of angst. Definitely some fluff. And as you should know by now, smut. Unusual dirty talk in the sense that it is more romantic than dirty. Hopefully it gets you going though.

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series

on my tongue - dad’sbestfriend!bucky.

oneshots/drabbles

leather & sharp things - knifeplay smut

black lace for beginners - bucky hasn’t made it to second base yet, but the presence of a pretty girl in his life has him understanding the appeal of wearing someone’s thighs like a pair of earmuffs

let me show you - bucky gives reader a “redo” on her first time, and takes her virginity

famished sharp things - bucky barnes is a very broken man, one with a tendency to show up at your doorstep with blood on his face and longing between his legs

dog tags & storage units - two things in this world belong to bucky. his tags, and you.

ready to comply, to you - the winter soldier gets triggered to come out and play, but instead of taking orders from the one who sets it off, bucky stays obedient to the reader.

i really can’t stand you - bucky is a prick. he also had a prick. some good old fashioned hate sex was bound to have happened, sooner or later.

i really can’t stand you part two

winter soldier hotline - phone sex with the guy who really doesn’t know how to work a phone

squat here often? - personal trainer bucky

teacher of mine - professor barnes looked that good, and you were expected to NOT jump his bones?

good girl - pet names go both ways

dear old brooks - domestic bucky washing reader’s hair in the bath

unsavory situations - bucky comes home to find reader in the middle of a panic attack

just hitched - bridesmaid reader x groomsman bucky

just hitched part two

dean winchester (of supernatural)

firecracker motel - the air is crisp, spirits are sleeping, and dean is a cassette hog.

breaking in the back seat - impala smut

stucky x reader

done dirt cheap - it’s summer in brooklyn, and the boys across the trailer park seem to be the only things refreshing enough to tame your thirst

dirty honey - “purposely bitching out just so stucky ties you down; bucky fingering you with that metal hand until you can’t take it anymore”

winter’s child has a gun - in which blood is thicker than water, but one is easier to drown in.

the fun kind of collar - emt stucky x reader

part one

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