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oh okay

HEY OP I T- *checks to see if you can hear me over the blender* hEY OP I TURNED UP THE BLENDER AGAIN DO YOU LIKE IT

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ALRIGHT

LAUNDRY

SHERIFF

ALRIGHT,

LAUNDRY

SHERIFF

update on this I did teach a person how to drive stick exactly one (1) time and then I proceeded to wreck the car on the freeway

current mood im experiencing

her name ✨corolla✨

(Working the late shift, wanna go home)

HEY!!!! I HAPPEN TO HAVE AN ORANGE TO SHARE WITH YOU!!!!

(((())))

what are the odds

Biggest failing of the internet is that in order to be vibing with my friends I have to actually be talking to them. I socialize like a cat I just show affection by sitting next to you. Ily but sometimes I have Nothing to say. Not a damn thing going on in my head

the thing about being in a relationship with a time traveler is that she'll text you things like "I'm currently having a belated panic attack three months in the future because my body is finally processing the fact that I was without you for three months and the anxiety is realizing it has no clue how I lasted that long without you" and you just have to flip your calendar to August and make a little note for yourself for later. and then you go hug your wife (time traveler). who is currently in the library studying for a final she took last week.

hey op I turned up the blender speed even more!

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