Secretary Birds (Sagittarius Serpentarius), Family Sagittariidae, Order Accipitriformes, Kgalagadi Transfrontier

~ day 2 of 30 of my TAZ Music Challenge ~ i rolled a 6 which was Carey and Killian on my list! while i was writing, it was important that they are wholesome AND want to get into a fight >:) art credits to rebecca chan!! https://linktr.ee/rebchan/

blade mage

as a person who started going bald many years ago, that is actually an incredibly popular opinion, mostly from people who aren't losing their hair who see me walking down the street. it's usually the first thing they say, as they crawl out from under a dense foliage of brunette or platinum blonde.

"did you know-" they pipe up enthusiastically and without prompt, "-you sure would look great if you shaved your head!"

but i know the truth. i mean, a working set of kidneys on the average American diet is rare enough as it is, but a full head of hair? these freaks want me to shave my head so they can sneak into my bathroom and ransack my leftover hair. assimilating my hair onto their head must not be easy and i suspect necromancy is involved. BUT I KNOW YOUR GAME AND I SHANT BE PLAYING.

i will instead be following in the footsteps of my short, neurotic forefathers.

a lot of people don't seem to want to look like this anymore. but someone needs to be brave enough to keep this rich tradition alive. balding men are an endangered species, threatened by an all-encompasing compulsion of modern men who want to look like Mr. Clean.

listen, i get it. Mr. Clean is hot. but this trend is disastrous for the Men's Hairstyle ecosystem.

be the bald you want to see in the world.

might be an unpopular opinion but i feel like if you're balding enough you should just shave that shit and be completely bald. stop hanging onto whatever you have left it never looks good. own your baldness

Ugh… headache. Head splitting migraine, even.

i hope you dont wanna come down any time soon haha

Southern Mountain Cavy (Microcavia australis)

photo credit: Ezequiel Racker

*taps the evergreen xkcd comic*

I just read "i have a tech illiterate friend but even she has her torrents!".... like almost all of my coworkers ask to me to "fix" resident TVs by... putting the tv on the correct input

notes

dead serious WHAT did they put into claire de lune to make it do all that

Prompt number 4 of the Monstergarden "Trenchtober" challenge.

Promt 4: Rodent

Quite happy with how this one turned out, perfect prompt for one of our favorite creatures in the project, the giant capibara-like "barabas".

Note: yes, they are ridable

Posted this everywhere else so i’ll post it here too: Game Changer episode where everyone’s a puppet