My Friend Sometimes Brings Her Six-year-old To Our DnD Sessions And My Husband (the DM) Lets Her Roll

edit: PLEASE dont make too much noise about this. please. this is a block list for a reason- block and move on.

please read!

so! i am upset!

turns out the enderbees (tubbo & ranboo) tag is actually a ship tag, which is not only bad because neither cc wants to be shipped, but also because they are minors.

so i (hesitantly. this was torture) went to the small community through the tag and grabbed a few @s for a block list. call me oldschool, call me an anti, dont ship minors

@/violin-anon

@/mostlytubbounderscore

@/nderbuzz

@/enderboyfriends

@/mcytruth

@/finisapis

@/enderbeemybeloved

@/bluebeeanon

@/likeyenderbees

@/puddinganon

@/adhd-ranboo

@/tubbeess

@/ktruths

@/georgesoot

@/aloebees

@/mikeslemonade

@/isgaydoescrime

@/blossomdogthekarmaqueen

@/plant-anon

@/gayminecraftmen <- not a full shipper, but is friends with an enderbee shipper and supports the shippers

@/commietechno

@/enderbees

@/e-bees

@/ohdearboo

@/bee-tblr

@/prettyboytechno

@/brionnestan

@/reindeeranon

also, beware, since they know the majority of the community doesnt approve of them and theyre gonna try switching tags. so make sure to block not only the enderbee tag but the boobee tag as well

Never have I ever encountered a character so obviously a villain on paper, but that I am so emotionally incapable of thinking of as a villain.

oh, you relate to a dark academia character? so are you the repressed and in love with your best friend one, or the repressed and in love with your best friend one, or the repressed and in love with your best friend one, or the repressed and in love with your best friend one, or the repressed and in love with your best friend one, or the repre…

A little background as to why the Markiplier fandom is panicking about The Edge of Sleep.

So YEARS ago. Mark was in a podcast called The Edge of Sleep, which was adapted into a TV series... Which was never released

Until

Mark made a movie adaptation of a video game, Iron Lung. He's put all his energy into this film, directing, producing, editing, even starring in it. the movie is done, and he's working to get it released in theaters.

We, the public don't know why, but we know that some doors have been locked on the release of Iron Lung, however some big wigs somewhere have promised that if his popularity alone can put Edge of Sleep in the TOP TEN a lot of doors will open for Iron Lung. He wasn't allowed to even say where it would premiere, nor was it advertised AT ALL

So now, Edge of Sleep has shadow dropped on Amazon Prime in the US. Three days BEFORE they even told Mark it would air. In order to get this man's work out in theaters this thing has to get to the top ten by word of mouth alone.

So. Watch Edge of Sleep! It's an apocalyptic horror. There are some mild gore warnings (blood, knife mutilation, brain dissection, self harm). Even if you can play it in the background and let it run just so it gets views thatd be helpful.

Stick it to the Hollywood Bigwigs! Show them YouTubers can have an audience! Open some doors for creative people trying to show their work to a bigger audience!

Yes! I'm not alone in thinking that!

Wilbur clutched the blue in one hand and the totem in the other. It was storming and Philza held a trident ready for the moment it started thundering. “Are you ready Wilbur?”

The ghost nodded even though he very much felt like he wasn’t “Yes Philza, I’m fucking ready” 

Everyone gathered together held their breath in anticipation. Ranboo, Tommy, Tubbo, and Eret all stood together in silent unity. A thunderbolt struck the ground behind Philza casting dark shadows on his face for a second “Okay it’s time, here it goes” He lifts up the channeling trident and throws it at Wilbur, it hits him and the totem beings him back, before anyone can blink another bolt of lightning hits him reducing him to ash. “NO!” Wilbur logs out. There’s shocked silence for a few seconds then a voice

“Hello?” the voice sounds familiar, it’s Dream

What? Everyone shouts at once 

“Dream? That doesn’t even make sense, why would Ghostbur die and see someone who’s alive!” Eret shouts in frustration pacing back and forth “Maybe our research was flawed?”

“I’m dead” Dream said it matter of factly “I have been for awhile” everyone pasues

Tommy scoffed “Bullshit Dream I know you’re alive, who else blew up l’manburg? Don’t fall for his mind games, he’s trying to be a ghost in yo heads” 

“That’s not me, Who all is here?” 

“Me, Tommy, Tubbo, Eret, and Ranboo”

“I don’t know who- look I’m going to come back with WIlbur’s body. I’ll explain more when I do, but I need you to kill me, my body. That’s not me”

Fun fact: the guys at our college’s geology department prop out the doors with their samples. I totally understand why but as someone whose work with samples is necessarily super delicate and sterile it fucks me up so bad

they should invent decisions that are easy

don’t lose yourself, traveler

Okay so I was thinking. All the people closest to Technoblade are on the verge of death.

Assuming he really does care about Tommy (and I think he does), that kid is on his last life, and he’s being perused by the owner of the server who has leverage over the both of them (the favor and the disks).

Philza is a hardcore player and therefore only ever had one life to begin with, and he just escaped house arrest. I don’t think anyone’s going to come for him? but he’s not exactly lacking in negative relationships.

Carl is an animal and therefore only has one life at all, no options for “non-canon deaths”

And Wilbur is literally already a ghost now with severe amnesia.

And it just makes me think. “Technoblade never dies” doesn’t sound so positive anymore.