Y’ALL. We Have One Of Those Cling Film Covers In Our Bathroom Window For Privacy And In The Afternoon

the idea that your friends won't like you if you're too weird is wrong for example one time I told a friend whenever I was losing my mind I laid down on the floor under my desk and stared at it until I was better and next time she visited me she taped a bag of salami snacks to the underside of my desk with a message saying "going insane all by yourself, handsome?" which I only saw months later when I had a breakdown. that's friendship.

The list of characters I Obsess over is long, I'll admit. That being said, the list of characters I SIMP over has grown by one and I hate it.

okay does anyone want to talk about puffy lore with me because this sheep lady be making my brain go brrrrrr with this new stream and also she has so many wacky connections that we don’t talk about

like. she joins the server. (my pet headcanon is that she was a pirate who sailed in from far away). she gets toured around by eret, first. she becomes one of his knights, along with hbomb.

then she meets niki. they go on a date together, and puffy gets to instantly flex being like, the healthiest partner on the server. puffy even plans on proposing someday. so puffy has basically met ½ of misferns through completely different channels.

dream becomes her duckling. she gives him a house. he follows her around and she starts to care for him. she basically becomes one of the only people on the server who cares for dream, who’s functionally a god, in an unconditional way.

and at the same time, she gives tubbo beeinnit as a christmas present. she doesn’t have hard feelings for the president. she recognizes that he is a teenager and that he misses tommy, instantly establishing her as one of the only functional adults on this server apparently.

she’s also there in the badlands arc. she’s discount skeppy. she’s good friends with awesamdude, in a motherly way. she cares for the egg, she’s proud when it grows.

oh and! she may or may not be a shapeshifter (she’s definitely not human, at least)! so there’s that too!

like. has anyone else realized just how many connections across different factions puffy has in the server, more than perhaps any other character? and how her hero arc has the potential to finally pull these disparate plots from across the whole server together into one? manifesting dream to finally take notice of everything puffy does and see her as a major player in the next arc because with all this lore that she’s established, she seriously should become one.

if you told me in january 2020 when the first puppet history ep dropped that in less than three years it would be the most intense lore heavy plot driven show i followed across all platforms id be like yeah thats checks out

(/rp)

I think c!philza’s conversations with ghostbur today destroyed all of us, so I’m going to talk about c!philza for a bit — his ride-or-die bias towards techno, how that influences his beliefs, and his relationships with others.

phil favors techno. that is damn obvious. they’re old friends who go way back. phil also feels somewhat protective over techno — I’m a huge sucker for the headcanon that phil discovered that techno was basically a teenager during the antarctic empire days and subtly began feeling a bit parental to him after that.

the reason why phil became an anarchist ultimately ties back to techno. although phil was living in l’manberg back then, he was secretly helping techno; and his allegiance to techno ultimately resulted in his (definitely unjustified, but incomparable to what most people in l’manberg went through) house arrest. this house arrest, and watching techno’s execution, were what finally pushed him into full anarchy.

the thing is, I think this loyalty to techno is also what completely blinds him to the suffering of pretty much everyone else in l’manberg, and what him allows to be a-okay with dream’s actions as a tyrant.

phil is adamant that government was ultimately what ruined the people of l’manberg. but he somehow completely misses the trauma of the characters. he comes pretty dangerously close to what amounts as victim-blaming the citizens of l’manberg, especially tubbo, taking the position that they got what was coming to them. he says sorry to ghostbur for assisting in killing friend and destroying ghostbur’s library, but it’s clear that he doesn’t regret it.

when push comes to shove, phil always chooses techno. always. and he does not care if that ends up hurting other people who are or were close to him.

even though tommy, tubbo, and fundy aren’t directly phil’s sons, they are still connected to him and see him as somewhat of a father (or grandfather) figure. tommy accidentally calls him ‘dadza’. tubbo was found on the side of the road, and back when phil was in l’manberg they often worked together to build l’manberg. fundy is phil’s grandchild, who’s looking for any family he can get.

and phil sees them as corrupt, for reasons all adjacent to techno. although he was kind to them, he never truly paid attention to their trauma; and once they started directly opposing techno, well. they were dead to him, pretty much. this is neglect and abuse, everyone.

his conversation with ghostbur has only been the most overt example of this. and if ranboo ever decides to leave technoblade, well. I think we know where that is going.

Phil: It’s Christmas and you know what that means.

Tubbo: Everyone is going to try to kill each other at the dinner table?

Techno: The sweet release of death?

Wilbur: Getting drunk on my own while crying in the bathtub?

Tommy: The fact that I will only get coal from Santa?

Phil: I was going to say “ugly sweaters competition” but you know what? We’re going to therapy.

Oh. Sometimes…plans go astray.

not to be r*mantic on main but i deserve to be able to climb onto the roof of an abandoned building and stargaze with someone i love at least once in my life

Hmm. Yeah. 

Plots to look out for in season 3 of the DreamSMP

The Egg

This giant red egg is taking over the server, and the minds of people. To our knowledge the egg will suck red out of individuals leaving them white and controlling their actions, and will turn blue individuals red with no moral attachments.

It’s only known weakness is the holyland and the holy water of Church Prime.

It’s spreading fast, and we either need to deal with it now or face the consequences.

If you want to follow this storyline, watch members like Badboyhalo, Skeppy, Captainpuffy, Antfrost, Awesamdude, and Punz!

The Prison

The inescapable prison, now home to Dream is an intricate structure overseen and built by Awesamdude.

This storyline has just begun so there is not much information to go off of but it will be connected to the revival of dead members.

If you want to watch this story develop follow Awesamdude, Punz, Sapnap(?), Dream(if he streams), and occasionally members such as Tommy and Ranboo who will visit to speak to Dream.

The Revival

Death is no longer permanent, or difficult to undo. With Dream holding the knowledge to reverse it, Wilbur and Jschlatts deaths will most likely be reversed, having both positive and negative consequences.

Revival was attempted in season 2 but tempering with it was very dangerous, Dream apparently has a way around this with what should lead to the revival of Wilbur per agreement, but the return of Jschlatt as well.

If you wish to see this new sudden plot, watch Wilbur, Tommy, Tubbo, Fundy(?), Philza(?), Ranboo(?), Jsclatt(if he streams), and Dream(if he streams)

This plot has only just begun so there’s not much information on who is involved and it could take awhile to develop.

The Syndicate

Techno and Philza’s discovery of a stronghold and the end portal frame better know currently as a table, is the beginning to their new secret organization.

There’s not much plot developped currently, but what we can understand is that it is an organization consisting of Philza and Techno most likely in aposition to governments, standing for anarchy. Ranboo may become connected with this plot as he’s currently staying with them but is not aware of it yet.

So far the only ones to view this plot from is Philza and Technoblade, but they may get more members soon.

The Front

Snowchester aka Tubbo new seemingly vacation home is a front for his escapades in nuclear weapons, originally made to fight against dream, but currently have no specific target to Tubbo’s knowledge.

This could become very dangerous very soon, as Tubbo is working with Jackmanifold, who is currently looking to destroy Tommy alongside Nikki.

To see this plot watch Tubbo, JackManifold, Nihachu, Tommy(?), and Ranboo(?).

This plot is currently up in the air after the season finale, we should see more of it soon However.

Let me know of anymore major plots I may have missed, major information I should add, or corrections to character relevancy.