Learning To Play Magic With The Boys. (via relaxedhoodiebean)

I'm not mentally ill I just have an unparalleled commitment to the bit

I’m really into internet discourse but only pointless and stupid internet discourse like how many holes there are in a straw (it’s 2)

The President’s dilemma

don’t lose yourself, traveler

Jayce hate is so funny I love to see it.

I saw a clip today idk if it was a leak or not so I’m not going to say anything but needless to say I will probably have the biggest crash out, we’re going to be fighting for our lives y’all.😭

I've been seeing a lot of knight posts recently. pretty great

*walks into american followers bedrooms* *in gentle voice* hows it going champ

The point of officially naming a pet is not to actually use that name but to have a baseline from which to come up with every conceivable nickname to call them instead.