I Don't Want To Know How, But Thank God

Hi yes what the fuck?

your heart is a muscle the size of a rat

an incomplete collection of tweets i consider to be short poems

First encounter with Death / Last encounter with Death

Okay so I was thinking. All the people closest to Technoblade are on the verge of death.

Assuming he really does care about Tommy (and I think he does), that kid is on his last life, and he’s being perused by the owner of the server who has leverage over the both of them (the favor and the disks).

Philza is a hardcore player and therefore only ever had one life to begin with, and he just escaped house arrest. I don’t think anyone’s going to come for him? but he’s not exactly lacking in negative relationships.

Carl is an animal and therefore only has one life at all, no options for “non-canon deaths”

And Wilbur is literally already a ghost now with severe amnesia.

And it just makes me think. “Technoblade never dies” doesn’t sound so positive anymore.

Fun fact: the guys at our college’s geology department prop out the doors with their samples. I totally understand why but as someone whose work with samples is necessarily super delicate and sterile it fucks me up so bad

@heroescourage

“what am I without you?” “Yourself” is such a raw gut wrenching exchange and it came from a minecraft roleplay which goes to show the medium doesn’t matter and stories can be good no matter what when the writer(s) have the passion and heart for it 

They are going to pass all of their finals

oh

(Sorry. Going thru Fundy brain rot rn. Can’t recover.)

I’m really into internet discourse but only pointless and stupid internet discourse like how many holes there are in a straw (it’s 2)