I Just Want To Remind You All That Once Upon A Time Only Lesbians Believed In Kristen Stewart Being Gay.

power couple

and that’s on klossy 💅🏻

being a taylor swift fan is like living in an escape room. i don’t know what’s going on and i am not contributing anything ever at any time but i am having a good time when i’m not extraordinarily stressed out. and it’s all the time.

im sure lots of people will listen to TTPD and discount it because she talks about matty in it (and ofc people have their valid issues with him, but im not gonna go into that), but the whole lead up to the album has been “we’re investigating,” and imo a lot of us took that as her saying “we’re investigating why my relationship ended” whereas the album is actually about “we’re investigating this caricature of a girl who went through something life-changing, and she has apparently gone crazy” and she’s basically done a public autopsy of herself; something that the media/fans/public have done since the beginning, but this time around she was like “i’ll do it to myself.”

hence, the album aesthetic feels so sterile too imo. she’s trying to distance herself from the subject but!!!!!! she is the subject. and in conclusion, i think what she’s really putting down is “the summary of the investigation of this girl is that she went insane because of what happened to her, but it’s hopefully gonna be okay”

sidenote: i think what we need to take away from the album is to… let her live…

brave choice to sing gold rush while dating a man who is not a gold rush

Taylor Allison Swift — you are a liar and a deceiver and a witch. You intoxicate me. I love you.

THEIR EXILE ENDED

this book theory is pretty convincing y’all but if taylor does release a biography and doesn’t come out of the closet in it, it’s over for me. i’m deactivating ☠️

You know that scene in Barbie where the Barbies team up to try and snap the other Barbies out of their trance so they can take back Barbieland? That’s what it feels like to be a Gaylor lol