Taylor, I Hate To Break It To You, But This Is Very Much Not Keeping Your Side Of The Street Clean.

Taylor, I hate to break it to you, but this is very much not keeping your side of the street clean.

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It's the same thing with 'this city screams your name' and 'you're the west village'... like how could that be about Joe??????????? Hes literally English.???? Hes from LONDON?????????? What does he have to do with cornelia street in the slightest ???

hetlors: omg now taylor will never walk cornelia street again :(

WHAT DOES JOE „LONDON BOY” ALWYN WHO EVEN CHOSE LONDON OVER NYC IN AN INTERVIEW HAVE IN COMMON WITH CORNELIA STREET???

no one has ever seen him there 🤦‍♀️ but guess who was seen there. karlie kloss. cornelia street is about karlie kloss. end of discussion.


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Taylor Swift's Gayest MySpace Posts

I was literally shocked to hear that some Gaylors hadn't seen these! Here are Taylor's gayest high school MySpace posts, mostly targeted at her friend Kelsey (dammmnnn) Morris, and a cheerleader 2 grades ahead of her at Hendersonville High School, Lacey J. (and Lacey's boyfriend from BHS, Taylor J.).

Taylor Swift's Gayest MySpace Posts

September 3, 2005

“I am obsessed with you.

If you look out your window and down the street about 200 yards, you may see a big white van parked on the street. I am inside the van with a telescope and computer. Just trying to catch a glimpse of kelsey dammmnnn morris.

haha. end of story.”

Taylor Swift's Gayest MySpace Posts

September 6, 2005

“LACEY LACEY LACEY

I’m in love with you.

There’s just no other way around it.

hehe”

Taylor Swift's Gayest MySpace Posts

September 10, 2005

“Pretty girl.

I could walk twenty feet and knock on your door and ask you how you’ve been…

But I think I’ll just sit here and type it.

Tell me how you’ve been, child.

taylor”

Taylor Swift's Gayest MySpace Posts

September 11, 2005

I have the same name as your boyfriend.

Therefore I am better than everyone and you should like me more.

taylor”

Taylor Swift's Gayest MySpace Posts

September 18, 2005

“Kelsey’s awesome.

And got best smile.

And should have gotten best everything else.

Hahah

iloveyou”

Taylor Swift's Gayest MySpace Posts

October 12, 2005

“Everybody watch Kelsey’s scrolling pictures of her friends until you get to the one of shelby.

Her boobs look AMAZING.

hahahahahahaha”

Taylor Swift's Gayest MySpace Posts

November 6, 2005

“If you were a guy I’d probably date you.

Just a friendly reminder.

<3”

Taylor Swift's Gayest MySpace Posts

December 28, 2005

“WOW I LOVE YOUR PICTURES

(i haven’t been on here in a while and technology alone fascinates me)

Hey I love you and now I know exactly where your house is, and also that Grant plays guitar? Yes, he does.

Why?

Because he’s Grant Motherfucking Wood. That’s why.

We’re hanging out New Years and I’m driving the Hummer and it will be amazing.

-T-

PS: Hi, Kelsey’s mom!”

(SHE DROVE A HUMMER?? GIRLIE...)

Taylor Swift's Gayest MySpace Posts

December 29, 2005

“Lil’ Kels.

hahahahhaha

I looove love love your new pictures. You are pretty.

You’re right.. you better watch out.

Because I do what I want.

-T-”

Taylor Swift's Gayest MySpace Posts

January 8, 2006

“My name is Taylor, I am not clingy, I do not want a boyfriend.

I do not show signs of wanting a boyfriend.

I do not make hints leading on to the fact that I may want a boyfriend.

So how, tell me, on EARTH is it possible for someone to confuse this issue and IGNORE me because:

they don’t want a girlfriend.

(%(*..)%((IOJENTI..OWI$...)WO

-T-”

Taylor Swift's Gayest MySpace Posts

April 23, 2006

[3 sophomore year prom pictures with Kelsey Morris]

“(this is you quite obviously staring at my boobs)”

Taylor Swift's Gayest MySpace Posts

April 24, 2006

“Lyrics we live by:

And it hurts to want everything 

and nothing at the same time

I want what’s your and i

want what’s mine

I want YOU, but I’m not

giving in this time.

haha

i love you

you’re really pretty.

-T-”

Taylor Swift's Gayest MySpace Posts

April 30, 2006

“Kelsey.

I love you and I’m sorry about all the “distance”.

Distance = stupid and unnecessary.

Dude. The truth is, i miss you. Starbucks tomorrow?”

Bonus:

Taylor Swift's Gayest MySpace Posts

“I read your complaining comment about how your not on abigails top 8. well, how could you be? I’M THERE. TAKING YOUR SPOT HAHAHAHAHA. (evil laugh, you know the drill). Well, anyway, listen my queer fellow. I thinketh we shall hangeth out sometime soon, eh? yes, i do believe i am growing fond of this idea. drive over in your sex van and come pick me up. farewell knave."

Click here for all non-Gaylor MySpace posts from that era


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I can’t believe I even have to say it but this blog is an LGBTQIA+ safe space.

I will not tolerate anti-trans speech of any kind. I’m disgusted that there even are TERF Gaylors.

If you don’t support our trans siblings, unfollow and block me. If you spew that hate speech in my asks or comments I’ll do it for you.

ticketmaster should verify fans by asking who reputation is about.

say anyone but karlie kloss and you get a waitlist email asking you to read the lyrics more closely.

telling my partner about the failed coming out (confirmed-ish) theory in the car rn and wow. reading all of it out loud to someone hits harder. taylor really had it all planned out, and 🛴 ruined it for her. it’s so sad and i just hope she’ll finally be able to reveal her true self once the re-recordings are all out. MY BABY FR☹️☹️☹️

W Magazine owned by karlie doing photoshoot and interview with dianna, i'm cackling what even is happening lately?

I don’t even know! The world flipped upside down, and we’re back in 2014.

"... she’s not a pop star, or a classic rocker, or anything that has come before. She’s Taylor Swift."

Philip Cosores of Uproxx speaking the absolute truth


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SO MUCH HAS ALREADY HAPPENED IN THE LAST 72 HOURS AND EVERY HOUR WE GET MORE STUFF I CANT DO THIS

SO MUCH HAS ALREADY HAPPENED IN THE LAST 72 HOURS AND EVERY HOUR WE GET MORE STUFF I CANT DO THIS

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