But Seriously 5 Minute Crafts Be Like,"oh You Got A Stapler In Your Ear? Try Adding A Little Sprite In

But seriously 5 minute crafts be like,"oh you got a stapler in your ear? Try adding a little sprite in it."

i’m .........

heye every one.

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istoleyourcookies

3 years ago

Batfams Regrets - Chapter Four

Masterlist

Meanwhile, approximately 3,642 miles away, one very exasperated Bruce Wayne was having a conversation with one very jubilant Dick Grayson.

"Dick… could you please tell me what made you think choosing a class from Paris that you know nothing about was a good idea? We have a process regarding the whole thing. Something you didn't inquire about. There's a reason for these things."

Throughout his speech, Dick was looking more and more sheepish, thinking back on why he had chosen that particular class.

"Look Bruce, I'm sorry. I can take care of everything I skipped over but the Parisian class I chose really needs to be on this trip."

It wasn't a complete lie, but the reasons behind the why only concerned Dick and his entertainment. His interference was caused by nothing reasonable at all, but, thankfully, Bruce didn't ask.

"You've already given them the okay, the most you can do at this point is arrange everything with the teacher, as well as doing a standard background check. Since we already have the schedule and agenda set up, we only need the guides, but since you so graciously chose that class, it can be you."

Dick knew better than to argue, wisely keeping his mouth shut.

Alright. Only a few more to go.

Adrien Agreste

Model.

Son of Gabriel Agreste and Emily Agreste neé Graham De Vanily.

Active supporter of the LGBTQ+ community.

Taken Free running classes, martial arts, and self defense classes,

Seems like a natural sunshine.

Coming on trip.

Chloé Bourgeois

Former class representative.

Critic.

Daughter of André and Audrey Bourgeois.

Taken self defense as well as martial arts classes.

Seems like an overall brat.

Not coming on trip.

Ivan Bruel

Drummer.

Taken self defense classes.

Brooding type.

Coming on trip.

Alya Césaire

Journalist.

Daughter of Marlena Césaire

Taken free running classes, martial arts, and self defense classes.

Can be very exuberant

Not coming on trip.

Juleka Couffaine

Guitarist.

Daughter of Anarka Couffaine.

Taken self defense classes.

Wallflower.

Coming on trip.

Marinette Dupain-Cheng

Clothes Designer.

Honorary niece of Jagged Stone.

Publicly against the use animal skins and furs in clothing.

Taken Free running classes, martial arts, gymnastics, and self defense classes.

Creative.

Coming on trip.

Mylène Haprèle

Actress.

Daughter of

Environmental Activist.

Taken self defense classes.

Circumspect.

Not coming on trip.

Max Kanté

Genius and technology mastermind.

Son of Claudie Kanté

Taken Free running classes, martial arts, gymnastics, and self defense classes.

Analytic.

Coming on trip.

Alix Kubdel

Skater (preference towards rollerblades)

Daughter of

Frequent competitor in various speed races, knowledge in ancient history (specialized in ancient Egypt).

Taken free running classes, martial arts, gymnastics, and self defense classes.

Competitive.

Coming on trip.

Nathaniel Kurtzberg

Artist.

Son of

Cocreator of the comics XXX, and an active volunteer in charities dedicated to kids with social anxiety.

Taken self defense classes.

Observant.

Coming on trip.

Nino Lahiffe

DJ.

Taken Free running classes, martial arts, and self defense classes.

Voice of reason.

Not coming on trip.

Rose Lavillant

Singer.

Friends with Prince Ali of Achu.

Supporter of multiple children charities.

Taken Free running classes, martial arts, and self defense classes.

Optimist.

Coming on trip.

Lê Chiến Kim

Multi sports athlete (competes principally in swimming tournaments)

Taken Free running classes, martial arts, self defense classes, and practices multiple sports.

Impulsive and empathetic can be tunel focused but has an elevated EQ.

Hot headed.

Coming on trip.

Sabrina Raincomprix

Detective in training.

Daughter of Roger Raincomprix

Taken Free running classes, martial arts, gymnastics, and self defense classes.

Respectful.

Coming on trip.

Dick was suddenly very, very glad that he had completed a background check, as it seemed that there were more than a few high profiled people in the mix, so they would need some protection, and if he was also playing matchmaker, then no one would have to know.

Thank you @chaosmarix , @blueisasome , @Emily_M_Brook_Nerd, @the-witches-you-couldnt-burn, @tim-drake-is-underrated for helping me with the files!

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4 years ago

THIS IS HILARIOUS

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istoleyourcookies

2 years ago

actually when I was in 8th grade and obsessed with twilight my master plan as a twilight vampire was to sit around in famous shipwrecks like the super deep ones where they can only send robots with cameras from their submarines and when they sent one down i’d be sitting there, pretending to drink out of an old tea cup you know for the drama of it all and the guys in the submarine would know what they saw and that it was real footage but who else would believe them? no one important.

but it didn’t stop there. at the next party they threw to celebrate one of their latest finds, some museum-y banquet idk I was 13, I was going to show up. I was going to show up and make eye contact with them one at a time from across the room and they were going to lose their goddamn minds and then before the volturi could catch wind i was gonna be back in the ocean. how could they find me?

the drama. the theatrics. i can’t believe i didn’t realize i was gay right then but that’s another story, also involving vampires,

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istoleyourcookies

3 years ago

──── DIMENSION : DILEMMA

SYNOPSIS. when you and heeseung pranked your friend, saying you both are dating, you didn't expect her to post about your relationship on her twitter account. and when you both decide to clarify, he didn't expect his crush to congratulate you two in another tweet. now the whole school thinks you're dating, and while you think it's a god sent chance to profess your love to your long term best friend and crush, you learn that heeseung might have started hating you for ruining his seemingly perfect future love life.

GENRE. high school au, best friends to enemies to lovers kind of vibe, fake dating au, angst, fluff

WARNINGS. angst, potential love triangle ?? one ( 1 ) toxic friend, slow burn ( ? ) random anime references because i can, usage of profanities and inappropriate language, dumb behavior exhibited by both heeseung and the reader <3 separate warnings will be added in the respective chapters

TAGLIST. open, send an ask to join ( refrain from commenting since i might miss them ) general tag used is from :: dilemma era !

UPDATES. sporadic ( hopefully every other day ) | STATUS. ongoing

PLAYLISTS. dimension : dilemma. — a mix of lyrical and classical

NOTE. familiar title because i'm unoriginal :) lol no actually i love that album tho this smau has nothing to do with it, only the title <3 partially inspired by coffee breath by sofia mills and the exact same prank me and my friend pulled on our other friend :)

๑ ⨟ CONTENTS. ────

all the pictures used are for references and are not supposed to depict reader's appearance in any way. time stamps are irrelevant unless stated otherwise. titles are subjected to change whenever required !

intro — one. | two.

OO1. — dispatch was found jobless

OO2. — NOT what we planned

OO3. — haha bf era me thinks ?!?!?!

OO4. — oh.

OO5. — don't cry challenge

OO6. — omg they eloped ( written + smau )

OO7. — i am thinking . . .

OO8. — no more gaslighting

OO9. — sis it don't add up

O1O. — flirting or is it a bro thing?

O11. — hoon has pretty privilege

O12. — loser behavior

O13. — tales of a yellow hyacinth ( written )

O14. — sunghoon supremacy fr ! ! !

O15. — niki firing shits

O16. — here for plot purposes

O17. — when niki senses danger ( written + smau )

O18. — alpha male eyes

O19. — a memorable evening ( written + smau )

O2O. — WAIT GO BACK A FEW STEPS

O21. — heeseung's women dilemma ( written )

O22. — do we act surprised?

O23. — ambulance noises 🚨🚨

O24. — now who is this bitch

O25. — i hate you. ( written + smau )

O26. — cancel heeseung era

O27. — hurts a little ( read as lot )

O28. — dilemma time with lee heeseung

O29. — what a plot twist ( written + smau )

O3O. — nice to meet you :)

O31. — itadori yuuji's level of apologies

O32. — day 98398 with ynseung being dumb

O33. — jaywon the real mvp ( written + smau )

O34. — one pair down, one more to go

O35. — dilemma downfall era ! ! !

tba.

taglist. @atrirose @uncoveredsun @sairoselur @lunaflvms @babygay-stay @tobiseul @nomy0520 @msxflower @cloudykyu @beibybtch @yvesismywife @heelariously @lovekyr @bambisgirl @blaaiissee @enhasengene @ddaeing @jungwonswifex @leeis @softforqiankun @timetoten @nyfwyeonjun @diestheticu @beomsun @softylilies @sunmi-mp3 @kyleeanne @acciomylove @soobin-chois @rrinsluvr @rinhyun @kristianities @seroriis @darkheartpeace @c9tnoos

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istoleyourcookies

2 years ago