I Leave You Alone For Two Minutes And The Wolves Descend. Robert Pattinson As Edward Cullen In The Twilight

Please consider every time Edward is doing something especially brooding and dramatic someone hits him with one of those sticky hands toys (also your memes are fantastic Lil Jas X had me rolling) - 17 consecutive shots anon

I know this has probably been pointed out before but Edward’s face when he’s introducing Bella gives me LIFE

Like this POOR POOR MAN

new moon where everything is the same but before Edward leaves he sings I Gotta Go My Own Way from High School Musical 2 in the woods to Bella

As you were sleeping, you said my name. You spoke so clearly, at first I thought you’d woken. But you rolled over restlessly and mumbled my name once more, and sighed. The feeling that coursed through me then was unnerving, staggering. And I knew I couldn’t ignore you any longer.

The Office Memes: The Cullens Edition

Bella throughout the first 3.5 books in a nutshell:

Edward desperate to access Bella’s impenetrable mind:

Alice who has Jasper but also wants in on the Bella x Edward relationship:

Jasper when he’s just hungry vs. Jasper when he gets to show off his beheading skills:

Rosalie when Edward gets all judgmental about her thoughts:

Emmett when he says something rather deep:

Esme wanting to spread more love:

Carlisle being cautiously optimistic about his family members’ recent track records:

people in 2008: this is just a phase, no one cares about twilight

people in 2020:

Patient in the 1800’s: I’m like…tired

Carlisle: I’d suggest you do some cocaine about it

Patient in 2006: I’m like…tired

Carlisle: I’d suggest you do some cocaine about it

Patient: I should do what?

Carlisle: