Mowing Through An Entire Box Of Pocky Feeling Like A Pencil Sharpener Being Fed Whole Pencils By A 3rd

ok so there’s a game me and my friends play called “don’t get me started” and basically someone gives another person a random topic and they have to go on an angry rant about it and it’s the best thing that’s ever happened to us at parties and car rides so I highly recommend playing sometimes with your friends

D.L. Smith

never not thinking about giant cisterns. THATS immanentizing the eschaton. when we get to heaven and its a bunch of giant wet concrete tunnels with vast columns holding up the ceiling, then you will see...

hey, uh. what the shit

‘90s and ‘00s movie makeovers in summary.

the “humans are inherently selfish” fanclub can genuinely and in all honesty go to hell. i once came back from a school yard where the kids had heaped piles of leaves and cut wildflowers on a narrow strip of grass bc a bee had died. i actually want to cry.

— David Cronenberg, Consumed

Hey runners (and walkers)! Thought this might be helpful :)