Picture This: It’s Your Second Week At The Commission. Your Boss Is A Fucking Fish. Your Coworkers

never hire a priest from temu guys i asked him to officiate my grandmas funeral and he just started doing this shit

new dunes is so unreal amazing. completely next level and anyone who said their sound didn't change looks dumb as shit rn.

"You're so Funny!" Thanks, one time I took a ride in a guys iroc and got totally fucking pregnant

whipped this up in a state of shock

“i could fix him” “i could make him worse” i could be your best kept secret or your biggest mistake hand behind this pen relives a failure everyday

y’all will call Klaus Hargreeves your comfort character as if he’s ever had a day of comfort in his entire life

A public service announcement

WWOOOOAHHH OHHH!!! WE'RE SO MISERABLE AND STUNNIIIIIINGGGGGG (but in patricks voice)

FINALLY i can post my piece from @ourlawyerzine !!! Im so excited to share it, this zine is a highlight for me :3 my piece was inspired by carpal tunnel of love!!

Our lawyer is a zine dedicated to fall out boy's music videos!! The proceeds are being donated towards palistinian relief ! Everyone has worked so hard to bring this together, so pls check it out if youre interested <3

Obsessed with the fact that there was MONTHS of speculation and theories about what gee would wear to wwwyf and he comes out in the simplest outfit ever just with a new haircut and even just that still sends shockwaves through the universe