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A werewolf pulls some strings to live a rent-free life at the local zoo.

She finds out that the seal at the zoo is a selkie who had the same idea.

Oh my god I found it!

It’s called the Chicago Police Segway SE-3 Patroller

This is the thing I saw! It costs $12,000-$20,000 USD according to an article but I can’t get the actual retail price from Segway unless I’m part of the police, wtf. This is fucking outrageous.

Was at the airport today and saw a cop on this like, high tech fuckin, robot sitting Segway thing that must’ve cost a fortune cuz it was like, super high tech lookin, and he literally rode it up to a TV monitor in the hallway and watched a basketball game for like 20 minutes while sitting on it. So like, hell yeah, defund the fuckin police. Why buy robots for cops to slack off on when you could... idk... fund schools, or literally anything else.

Oh my god oh my god oh my GOD! The Season 5 trailer just released!!!! I have so many feels. Chills. Literal chills. Omgggg guys I’m not ready for this season!!! Ughhgggghhg I’m shaking with excitement rn!!!!

This catch thoooo ❤️❤️❤️

Cheff JJ on ig

Copy-pasted directly from his reel:

ingredients: - 2 cups of flour - 4 cups of water + 1 cup ( for the pasta) - 4 small red onions - 1 cup of brown whole lentils - 1/2 tsp cumin powder - 1/2 tsp coriander powder salt and pepper - 4-5 tbsp olive oil - half a lemon - sumac - fresh coriander

start by mixing 2 cups of flour and 1 cup of water.

knead the dough very well and let it rest while preparing the rest of the meal.

finely dice 3 onions and fry in olive oil, add a cup of washed brown lentils.

season with cumin powder, coriander powder, salt and pepper add 4 cups of water and let it simmer on low for about 10-15 minutes.

flour the counter top and roll the dough as thin as you prefer your pasta to be.

roll the dough on itself and cut it into thin strips. flour the pasta and add it to the pan. cook it for about 5 minutes

slice an onion and fry it in olive oil till it starts to brown and char, you want the char flavor.

reserve some for garnish and add the oil and onion to the pan and mix. serve in a plate, garnish with the onions, lemon, fresh coriander sumac and enjoy

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Has anyone done this yet?

Pandas are vegan bears. They show up to a bear get together and the brown bears and black bears are hanging out at the grill waiting for steaks and hamburgers and pandas are just like, “nah fam, imma stick with a salad.” And nature let them.

Socializing for me is like taking showers when you’re a kid. You really don’t want to get in the shower but once you’re in, you don’t want to get out. Before I go to a social event I’m nervous as heck and don’t want to go, but once I’m there I’m like... this isn’t so bad. :) Friends are good.