Still Waiting For A Man Who Will Feed Me Potatoes And Carry Me Up A Volcano And Tenderly Kiss My Forehead

Reading Curtain permanently wounded my soul because my baby Hastings who deserves everything in the world was left alone without his wife and his best friend/husband and all his children left him and he was just so sad for that whole book and I couldn't bear it

So I like to think (even though it doesn't fit the timeline) that he retired somewhere with Bob. The dog from Dumb Witness. Because he loved that dog and he deserves a good companion. Also I adore Bob.

At last my life is fulfilled I've been waiting for this book to come for soooo long

My crushes on fictional men with blond or light brown hair need to be studied I do not understand myself

please can we all have a moment of appreciation for the most cute wonderful creature that is Monsieur Bob!!!! And Snubby, the dog who played him in the Dumb Witness episode of Poirot.

So I had a dream that Kaz and Inej were living in a house and then the Darkling turned up to kill them so they had to escape and they did of course and they ran away down a mountain and at the bottom of the mountain that kissed. Yes they kissed. My dreams are crazy actually

gaudy night has actually broken me

the best bit of a Sherlock Holmes story is not, in fact, the case, but the bit at the beginning where we just get a little glimpse of day to day life in Baker Street, and something funny usually happens

Faramir and Éowyn have my heart because they both went through so much pain in their lives but remained truly good people and when they found eachother they helped one another to heal and the steward and the king chapter of RoTK is one of my absolute favourites it's so sweet. Also I just adore Faramir and I want him to be happy so much.

omg the flirting?????

It will never stop being funny to me that after days and days of hard travel and fighting, most of the Fellowship are covered in mud and blood and dirt and their hair is an absolute mess.

And then there's Legolas. Who somehow is looking as perfect as he always has. And he has the nerve to tell Aragorn he looks terrible after the man fought a load of wargs, fell of a cliff, nearly drowned and then rode for a few days? I think he has every right to look terrible Legolas with your fancy hair.