I Feel Like This Song From Stakes (everything Stays) Is Good At Describing The Relationship Between These

I dressed up yesterday like this

but I kept getting comments on how I looked exactly like Nicki Minaj in this picture all night

I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE HE-MAN!!

Everyone disregarded that and called me Nicki for the entire night.

I tried.

Dad Of 4 Girls Tweets Conversations With His Daughters, Proves Parenting Is Fun

So I Have a Tiny Chicken

Keep in mind, it’s not a batam chicken, it has some birth defect that makes it smaller than an average small chicken, we think. I don’t know. We didn’t expect this.

This is Cicero.

We thought Cicero was a rooster, mostly from fear of him being a hen and trying to lay an egg, only to end up egg bound.

Well, today we learned that Cicero the Rooster is actually Cicero the Hen.

AND LOOK

AT WHAT

SHE LAID

A TINY EGG.

I’VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE IT.

IF WE HATCH IT WOULD A TINIER CHICKEN BE HATCHED??

WILL IT CONTINUE UNTIL WE HAVE THE SMALLEST CHICKEN IN THE WORLD??

WHY DID MY SISTER NAME THE CHICKEN AFTER HER MATH TEACHER??

WHAT IS GOING ON???????

Wow...

IT MEANS I NEED MORE LESBIAN WITCHES @isabel-jean

????????

Not all empty spaces have to be filled

Another art. Proud of myself

who lives in a pineapple under the sea

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É horrível ter a angustia de estar vazio, triste, sozinho e se sentir culpado. . .