so im at work and bagging for this lady and her little kid and the kids askin me about what its like being a big kid and all that so he goes “do you have a girlfriend? is she pretty?” and i live in a pretty liberal area and it was pretty quiet in the store so i just calmly responded “actually i have a boyfriend, but he’s fairly pretty” and the mom just kinda pauses on her phone and looks down at her son like please dont say anything bad please dont embarrass me but he just gets so fuckin excited and is like “you can do that ???? i didnt know boys were allowed to have boyfriends!!” and hes turns to his mom and is pulling at her phone trying to get her attention and is just really excited like “mom did you know that ? can i have a boyfriend instead of a girlfriend ??” and she just started laughing and was like “if you want sure” and they took their groceries and left and im just standing there like
DID THAT JUST HAPPEN
THAT WAS SO CUTE
“I want you to be happy. I want you to laugh a lot. I don’t know what exactly I’ll be able to do for you, but I’ll always be by your side.”
- Kagome - Inuyasha
Only way to blow a bubble.
How to Blow a Bubble Spongebob Squarepants (1999)
Heavy mouth
do you ever go to a restaurant hold up your fork and think “wow, this fork has been in so many mouths”
My mom sent this to me and i’m howling
FIRST! The inner flap:
oh dear indeed…
some people crayons are jerks.
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:D
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i just have a lot of feelings about this book and think everyone should own it