*your home is suddenly filled to the brim with cicadas!*
Oh lord have no much on my trash! *shot gun fire is heard
Au were Mickey, Donald and goofy are extremely homophobic and kick Sora to the curb after finding out he had a crush on Riku. He’s found by Captain Hook and taken in by the mainly queer coded classic villains.
(Anyone can use this)
The mariella ending didn’t end.
Stanley finally escaped his crazed nightmare and the narrator, being taken in by a nice woman who defended him on the streets he tries to make a new reality bound life. Isn’t that right, Stanley?
Maya: Where’s Freya?
Kai: Doing stuff.
Maya: I don’t like the sound of that. Where’s Orus?
Kai: Trying to stop Freya from doing the stuff.
Maya: And Archie?
Kai: Trying to stop Orus from stopping Freya from doing the stuff.
Maya: I see. And what are you doing here, Kai?
Kai: I’m supposed to stop you from stopping Archie from stopping Orus from stopping Freya from doing the stuff.
Worst friend group to ever exist. Reblog to throw rocks at them
*try to incorporate all of these but don’t make it the main focus, was how option five was meant to read
To those of you reading my fanfic, I forgot to put specific tags in so…
*casually reposts side blog*
Look it’s me!!!
Please read.