Just Flounder Our Anger Can Cause A Panic Attack.

The is no green ranger

i AM the #1 green ranger defender and no one can say otherwise

Just handing out free parasites, enjoy!

(It’s my hyperfixation, and now yours)

hHHWEHEH

Whoh! Parasite be upon ye!

Oh hello person who has just followed me. Is there context to this or did you just think I needed another parasite? I'm not complaining there's always room in this body for one more

Well umm Pepsi milk is a thing… and I’m frightened…

It started with a few, body’s one the morgue started popping back up.

At first people saw it as a miracle, an accident. People not actually dead being shipped off there.

Families were ecstatic, loved ones reunited.

But then these people started suffering, doctors baffled as their body began decomposing.

Our main character

The start of an audience driven narrative!

Ah yes kid, pollen and all that *gestures to the air* anyway I came here in hopes of helping you and your… lovely mother in renovating the motel. I hope you noticed the sign has fallen onto the road. *looks out the window*

After viewing certain media, miss bates…

I’m sorry if this comes as I shock but my conclusion is that you are dead.

'Infidel'

-Mrs. Bates

Reblogs greatly encouraged!

What's this? A little calendar teaser and update for everyone??

You betcha! We're getting close, so here are the facts so far:

Calendars will likely be up for pre-order in June/July.

Since they are for 24 months, they will likely be $20-$30 USD.

The charity we'll be donating to this year is A New Way of Life Reentry Project, who provide housing, case management, pro bono legal services, advocacy, and leadership development for people rebuilding their lives after incarceration.

I'm hoping to do a run of 500 calendars!

I'm basing that number off the previous poll I did about the mullet!Stan calendar, so I'm hoping there will actually be that many folks purchasing it. But that's where you come in. YES YOU! In order to make this calendar a success (and to ensure I don't end up with 300 of them taking up space in my house), I need all of you to be sure you reblog this post, share links on other social media sites, and generally do whatever you can to spread the word.

I have faith we can make this happen!

Preview pics by: @dragon-tidbits @gruvu @devisopod

Jeff seems like the type of gnome that would use tinder

Time is a theory that is hard to understand when you think about it but trying to imagine a world without time is even harder.