IM SCREAMING

all of us today

But the earth refused to die.

sometimes you need dialogue tags and don't want to use the same four

Death gives Puss a pep talk

Boba Fett’s reputation as the best bounty hunter in the galaxy comes from him pulling off an insane number of jobs throughout his life, some of which were even deemed impossible for a lone hunter to pull off

funnily enough, he doesn’t actually remember completing all of the ones people attribute to him, but after seeing the footage and biometric proof, he assumes that he’s been blacking out and entering some sort of exhaustion fugue state, or maybe he’s just had a few too many concussions

it’s not until he tries to claim a puck from the guild and is told that he’s already working that job that he starts to figure out that something more is going on, and decides to investigate who it is that’s been working this job

as it turns out, there’s actually like ten different escaped clones pulling bounties under his name, considering they all share the same DNA and face, who’ve put together a few fake versions of his father’s armor

many of them even work in teams, trading off who gets to ‘play Boba’ to the guild or clients

(they’ve also been using their shared DNA to access his space netflix account, which explains why the recommendation algorithm never seems to figure out what he likes and keeps telling him that he’s already watched shows he finds)

(strangely, he realizes that they haven’t touched any of his bank accounts, despite the fact that they could certainly have gotten through their security measures the same way)

after discovering this, he considers confronting them, killing them, even just turning them in to the guild

but then he’d lose some of his reputation if it comes out that impersonators can mimic him well enough to get the job done just as well as he could

so he just sends them all a message telling them to not fuck this up and continues with this life

Watchdog. 

Ive been thinking about a reader who came into 141 with an american accent but overtime picked up little quirks and accent bits from the other members and they start to notice and tease them about it (like imagine reader picking up and using soaps scottish slang lmaooo)

Languages

Summary: The reader picks up different languages and accents throught the years, and the boys are fast to notice and tease you about it.

Platonic!141 X American!reader.

No use of Y/N. Use of gender-neutral pronouns.

Warnings: Swearing.

A/N: I imagine Price's face when he hears you say mate towards him for the first time lmaoooo i loved this idea (So sorry it's so short i know very little about their nacionality or informal words in another languages.)

Imagine the reader noticing Ghost's a little grumpy and they're like

"yer a little crabbit today huh"

soap is already on their side, begging them to repeat.

"Soap fuck off, no"

he secretly likes hearing you say things in a light scottish accent

You then starts using slangs and like 25% of the time only Soap gets it and starts laughing

there was one time you are in a mission, Ghost heard you swear in scottish and since then is calling you "Little Soap" and all variations of it much to your desgrace

"Mini Soap, come take a sip of water will you"

You do not go, and he just laughs more and more

Other times, just for mockery, you start talking with a british accent and using british words

But then you don't and it starts lightly. A "mate" in a phrase, a "she's bonkers" while discreetly pointing to Kate fumbling into papers

until you are full in accent and everything

"they left it in shambles." while organizing a table for you to eat

Gaz asks you if you are trying to catch your captain's attention and you get all embarassed.

"Captain, I think our little soap here is trying to catch your attention, yeah?"

you shake your head quickly to Gaz before Price turns to you and you look back down to your papers.

He just laughs while watching you.

"Shut the fuck up mate"

"AGAIN" Soap laughs and you are certain everyone in the base heard him.

as the time passes, you picks up a little accent there, a little word there and you are teased heavly for it, but you learn to accept it.

Gritty’s gotten real weird, and I kind of love it.

KÄÄRIJÄ SHOUTING OUT EUROPAPA LIVE ON STAGE THE ICON THAT HE IS