Bi On Bi Crime (July 11, 1804)

Sure….*not looking at you anymore with a very sad expression on his face*

George: Son-

Alex: I’m notcha son

George: alright then *turns to Lafayette* son?

Lafayette, holding the adoption papers: Oui, papa!

I-I..non I made a fool of myself please…

@ouiouilafayette come here!

After a quick Google search mon ami….I need to drink cleaning supplies…

Colonel Laurens! What do you think about turtles?

Not much

Oh…*slight worry*

I’m sick….*sorta happy*

(OUT OF CHARACTER AGAIN)

EXCUSE ME-

Anyways here’s cursed burr

*puts mine on* fabulous.🙄✋🏽 (irl I actually have some)

I beg your pardon????

Fellas is it gay to protest unfair taxes that undercut local merchants

Goodbye now mon ami! *chugs like no tomorrow*

Yes we want to hear the juicy details of how exactly Laurens got those marks

Oh! That? It all started because he wanted me to pull his hair, I had just come back, I've learned new knots with the ropes, so tie from his forearms to the wrists behind his back, untie Jack's hair...

👋

Bonjour!!// ❤️

*is bored*