I’m Getting Better!🥹🥹🥹🥹:D

I…A SNAKE???

Hamilton would be the kind of dad who's like “fuck you, my child is perfectly fine.”

No, sir, one of your kids was literally over 400,000$ dollars in debt to a tavern, another one chased his friend around with a snake, and one has had to read all of your smutty ass letters, and two can't even spend a Thanksgiving with each other without fighting.

*trying while also shaking and just keeps sobbing* s-scared.. S'il vous plaît, ne partez pas..*accidentally pulled off wig and is trying to pull at natural hair*

@ouiouilafayette come here!

Ooc:THIS STORY😭😭😭

(OUT OF CHARACTER AGAIN)

EXCUSE ME-

Anyways here’s cursed burr

IM DYING HELPPP😭😭😭😭😭

5’6 foot frame

Possums along his back

Ooc: this is good and funny:)

Life of Laurens

I-I don’t…loose anymore…family..*hyperventilates a little*

@ouiouilafayette come here!

Why thank you! You already also my very closest friend Alexander:) *smiles forcefully, hugging back*

Congratulations Petit lion for being chosen..! I’m very happy for you:) @hamilton-official

*slowly fakes a few steps forward before stopping* yes?..

@ouiouilafayette come here!

It wouldn’t be possible because…I was born in France and never met General Washington until I came to serve In the continental army so:(

George: Son-

Alex: I’m notcha son

George: alright then *turns to Lafayette* son?

Lafayette, holding the adoption papers: Oui, papa!