I Wish He Was:(

Storytime! There was once a creative genius named @firlachiel who theorized that George Washington totally told bad dad jokes. The TURN fandom agreed with her, and all prospered. One day, these jokes found their way into Ian Kahn’s hands, and @ms1776 suggested that the General himself should read some of them. The result was every bit as magical as you might imagine.

Washington’s Dad Jokes

TURN videos

*becomes extremely sassy*

I beg your pardon????

I’m doing fine:)

How is everyone today!

*slowly breathing, hyperventilating and sobbing starting to soothe but still slightly crying* S'il te plaît, ne me quitte pas, tu es tout ce que j'ai...

@ouiouilafayette come here!

FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DO NOT KNOW

THIS IS A TRUMPET

THIS IS A TROMBONE

THIS IS A TUBA

AND THIS IS A FRENCH HORN

THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME

IT’S ME! And yes, the balance shifts like that😎 TO FREEDOM

🎶And so the balance shifts🎶

Turn: Washington's spies edits!

I made these last year when I found Turn after about a month in quarantine

Just making sure you don’t forget

I beg your pardon????

:(..

“Hamilton was to me, my dear Sir, more than friend, he was a brother. We were both very young, when associated with our common father; our friendship, formed in days of peril and glory, suffered no diminution from time: with Tilghman and with Laurens, I was upon terms most affectionate; but with Hamilton, my relations were brotherly.”

— Marquis de Lafayette to George Washington Parke Custis when the latter asked Lafayette for his reaction to Hamilton’s death.  (via marq-de-laf)

SOBBING

“I have written to General Clinton informing him of my resignation and my request to be discharged back to England.”