Take Everything I Say With A Hint Of Garlic, Ginger, Spring Onions And A Dash Of Soy Sauce

why is my Google blue

"you tried to eat a stapler?" GOD FORBID I have an iron-rich snack

Go piss girl

give a girl 48 hours without her shitty music and she'll fix her headphones herself

i made a project on how cockroaches respire once and yeah i think i would have done this if i wasn't still studying how cockroaches respire to this day

you ever get assigned something as a project in school and for the rest of your life you have a strange attachment to the subject. in like seventh grade i had an assignment to make a poster about the elemental propoerties of osmium and to this day everytime someone mentions it im like 'YEAAAAAAH OSMIUM MENTIONED!!!!!!!!'

i leave social media for one month and 4chan is dead??

4chan memorial post. rest in hell

i understand exactly 10 strings of letters in this entire post

Am I the ass?

I, a domesticated equine derived from the Equus africanus-