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This is too beautiful to be real

Literally get a room, you clueless morons!

Sojiro minding his business writing something when both Hanzo and Genji walk in as they look at him with a serious look*

Sojiro: Yes boys? do you need anything? *setting his work down*

Genji: Father, Hanzo and I have a serious question

Hanzo: We want to know how you and mother met before we we’re even born.*he said seriously*

*Sojiro set his brush down as he has a little flashback moment*

~Flashback~

Young Sojiro:*in a restaurant with a elders for a meeting but noticed the feisty waitress who served them chasing a guy outside with a butcher knife*

Young mama shimada (Asumi):*screaming at the top of her lungs holding a butcher knife chasing after a thief of a customer* COME BACK HERE AGAIN AND YOUR HEAD WILL BE ON A PIKE!!

Young Sojiro:*blushes and points at Asumi to the elders * I want to marry her

The elders: You can’t be serious young master…..

Young Sojiro: you said I can marry who ever I want, I want to marry the waitress

~flashback ends~

Sojiro: she threaten some guy with a butcher knife at some party and I fell in love with her, She had a good aim guy was bleeding for a moment she just missed his head …

Genji: So what did the elders think of mother?

Hanzo:*nods* Whenever we ask they tend to avoid the topic

Sojiro: They seemed threatened by her which made me love her even more~

Hanzo and Genji:…Gross Father

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*facepalm*

damn mom! 

what the fuck

CHAOS CHAOS