This Bird Can Even Do Pole Dancing 

credit: u/likeonions on Reddit

Those were 2.20 minutes well spent!

Sojiro minding his business writing something when both Hanzo and Genji walk in as they look at him with a serious look*

Sojiro: Yes boys? do you need anything? *setting his work down*

Genji: Father, Hanzo and I have a serious question

Hanzo: We want to know how you and mother met before we we’re even born.*he said seriously*

*Sojiro set his brush down as he has a little flashback moment*

~Flashback~

Young Sojiro:*in a restaurant with a elders for a meeting but noticed the feisty waitress who served them chasing a guy outside with a butcher knife*

Young mama shimada (Asumi):*screaming at the top of her lungs holding a butcher knife chasing after a thief of a customer* COME BACK HERE AGAIN AND YOUR HEAD WILL BE ON A PIKE!!

Young Sojiro:*blushes and points at Asumi to the elders * I want to marry her

The elders: You can’t be serious young master…..

Young Sojiro: you said I can marry who ever I want, I want to marry the waitress

~flashback ends~

Sojiro: she threaten some guy with a butcher knife at some party and I fell in love with her, She had a good aim guy was bleeding for a moment she just missed his head …

Genji: So what did the elders think of mother?

Hanzo:*nods* Whenever we ask they tend to avoid the topic

Sojiro: They seemed threatened by her which made me love her even more~

Hanzo and Genji:…Gross Father

I drew the dumbest thing last night. Please accept this as this years “kiss a ginger day” offering.

I was listening to Benjamin Clementine and his song “Nemesis” sounded just right, so I added the ending to go with the sound clip : >

Enjoy ; )

O shit! TikToc is weird but amaizing place.

Ahsoka’s short-lived hologram communication with Anakin during Siege of Manadalore and Revenge of the Sith.

i was playing mercy and the enemy mei started freezing me and our hog fucking hooked her away from me and when i said “thanks” he gave me the “what’s mine is mine” line and honestly? that was the most romantic thing to ever happen to me

We need a Karamo Bible

I can't stop watching that

The most important 6 seconds of my life

Hello hello! :D Just wanted to announce that I will be attending Colorado Anime fest! The items seen above will all be for sale plus more! o3o If you are going to attend, please stop by my booth ^w^ Thank you for your time!!! <3