Harry: Why Does Mommy Wear Makeup?

why does this need to be said chat

no actually it is not 'consent king behaviour' when he stops to ask before ripping someone's skirt off. no it's not 'couple goalssss' when he doesn't argue with his partner if they say they're too tired. no it's not 'gentlemanly' when he doesn't follow women into public bathrooms even if his friends tell him to. that's the bare minimum, guys. fuck this society. i'm out.

"do you like izuocha" yeah, yeah i like izuoch-

"but i thought you liked togachako" yeah, togachako's pretty cool, i me-

"and bakudeku" yeah i really their dynamic, becau-

"and kacchako?" i think they would be re-

"and kiribaku" umm, of course, that ship is wha-

"you like kirikami too, right" yeah, obviously they're li-

"and shinkami" ...ye-

"bakukami as well" omg i thi-

"kamijirou?" i love kamijirou espec-

"momojirou" they're adorable together, rig-

"todomomo, too" yeah, well you s-

"and tododeku" i gue-

"inkomight" that's a ten out of te-

"inkorei" love it, esp-

"enjirei" uhh i really like their dynamic and think it's interesting to expl-

"enjihawks" fuck yeah

"dabihawks" fuck yeah

"fuyuhawks" fuck yeah

"do you like, like every ship"

yeah man the fuck you want

alr alr so hear me out in the agni kai vs azula TECHNICALLY katara was the one to defeat azula and TECHNICALLY the stakes for that agni kai were becoming firelord so...

WHAT IF

HEAR ME OUT

KATARA HAD TO BE THE FIRELORD AND ZUKO HAS TO MARRY HER IN A MARRIAGE OF CONVENIENCE TO BECOME THE FIRELORD AGHHHHH

pls someone write this fanfic or else point me to it if it already exists or i'll have to write it myself

ok thank you for coming to my ted talk.

"THE CUTEST IN THE WHOLE WORLD! I WANT TO SEE YOUR SMILE"

no i'm not crying you are shut the fuck up

this is my way of coping

who is there in the universe that can behold my countenance, dark with frowns, and surrounded by my blazing hair, and not tremble? ― Vishnu Purana

badass quote for zuko fr

also vishnu is the protector of the universe btw

uhm

!SPOILERS!

“I don’t cry much in general. Only when people die, and then I cry hard and fast and ugly, which is what I do now. Because Louella is dead and I was supposed to look out for her and I didn’t. And while Lenore Dove will forever be my true love, Louella is my one and only sweetheart.”

Excerpt From Sunrise on the Reaping Suzanne Collins This material may be protected by copyright.

So like.....Haymitch definitely called Lenore Dove "sweetheart", right?

ok so i AM writing this fanfic i just can't stop my ridiculously adhd brain

alr alr so hear me out in the agni kai vs azula TECHNICALLY katara was the one to defeat azula and TECHNICALLY the stakes for that agni kai were becoming firelord so...

WHAT IF

HEAR ME OUT

KATARA HAD TO BE THE FIRELORD AND ZUKO HAS TO MARRY HER IN A MARRIAGE OF CONVENIENCE TO BECOME THE FIRELORD AGHHHHH

pls someone write this fanfic or else point me to it if it already exists or i'll have to write it myself

ok thank you for coming to my ted talk.

you better believe it bitches

follow up is "i didn't need to fix him, he fixed himself for me and i supported him and he is now an amazing human being but maybe only around me and it's actually very healthy"

this is very different from enemies to lovers ok

“whatever the fuck these two characters had going on” is a vastly underrated character dynamic

bruh i was literally so confused as to why jason was wearing a maid outfit and what tf leo was supposed to be...

then i looked at piper

jesus i'm slow

Mildly late annual Halloween art

I need platform boots