Clint: Shit

nosy anons let's go

Tony: PETER YOU DIPSHIT WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!

Peter *crying*: W-what did I do Mr. Stark? I'm sorry!

Tony *horrified*: NONONO PETER I WAS TALKING TO QUILL DON'T WORRY KIDDO YOU'RE PERFECT YOU AMAZING PLEASE DON'T CRY!!! *hugs Peter tightly*

MARVEL 

link // https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHUrAvKNF8s (collab w/ djcprod)

Literally How Everyone Sees Tony and Peter:

I needed a happy Irondad & Spiderson moment 

DO NOT TAG AS ST*RKER

Tony (a good dad): Hey Pete, I'm gonna build you stronger, tougher mask so you don't get concussions so much!

Peter: That'd be handy dandy pumpkin pandy landy shandy fandy handy-

Tony:

Tony: okay

*Rhodey walks in*

Tony: *Lying on the couch with his face pressed into the cushions*

Rhodey: ...Tones? You okay, man?

Tony: *silence*

Pepper: *sighs* He's just emotionally overwhelmed

Pepper: Peter called him "Dad."

Tony: *muffled sobbing* I'm adopting him!!!

Clint: Shit

Tony: *GASPS*

Tony: *covers Peter’s ears* Watch your motherfucking language, there’s a baby here

Peter: I can still hear you

Peter: Mr. Stark!!! Look I made an Iron Man suit in animal crossing!!! Now I can be like you!!!

Tony:

Tony: *starts sobbing* What did I do to deserve this sweet child