Everyone Is Up In Arms (including Us) About The Jacket Redesign For Sylvia Plath’s THE BELL JAR, So

I wish I could still believe this. Instead, I am constantly thinking of things I'll never do.

there is still time. there is still time. until your bones are in the fucking ground there is still time.

I will need to find another name to call my cat.

URINATOR 

[noun] 

one who dives under water in search of something, as for pearls; a diver. 

Etymology: from Latin urinari - to plunge under water, to dive.

[Elisabetta Trevisan]

Jim and Pam - ep 205 “Halloween”

I had no idea for some reason that starlings mimicked sounds, and I was outside trying to take down the christmas lights when I heard, in quick succession: grackles, a bobwhite, robins, several red-tailed hawk cries in quick succession, and at least ten other birds, followed by meowing.

I look and in the neighbor's tree there are six starlings doing rapid-fire imitations of Every Bird. They were good, too.

Now I wonder how many times I've heard a bird and it was just a starling.

Any one of you could be a starling...

"I flushed my poop before he could look at it." Submitted By: Kyle S. Location: Missouri, United States

Mr. Darcy is the original Depressed Elf Nightmare Man

My mom was looking through our old National Geographic magazines and I found my favorite picture ever