Coping Strategy For When You Are Trapped In Conversations With Obnoxious People:

Coping strategy for when you are trapped in conversations with obnoxious people:

1. Pick a spot nearby, around eye level, preferably a small object. That is now the camera. 2. When they say something you just cannot stand, look directly into the camera like you’re on The Office 3. Repeat as often as needed

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The Madonna And Child With Infant St. John And Children, 16th Century Sarto, Andrea Del(workshop Of)

The Madonna and Child with Infant St. John and Children, 16th century Sarto, Andrea del(workshop of) Tempera and oil on wood panel Overall: 124.5 x 91.4 cm Gift of Reuben Wells Leonard Estate, 1951 © 2014 Art Gallery of Ontario

10 years ago
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2 years ago
KATE SHARMA + Art
KATE SHARMA + Art
KATE SHARMA + Art
KATE SHARMA + Art
KATE SHARMA + Art
KATE SHARMA + Art

KATE SHARMA + art

By Antonio Barzaghi-Cattaneo By Alfred Seifert By Alexander Averin

1 year ago

To anyone who believes fairy tale romances never happen in real life, may I remind you that JRR and Edith Tolkien met and experienced a forbidden love in their youth, and then were separated for five whole years because of his guardian’s rules that he could not date till he was 21, and she got engaged to someone else only because she assumed he’d forgotten her and lost hope that she could ever be with him, but then on his 21st birthday, he wrote her a letter saying he still loved her and wanted to marry her, she responded basically saying ‘if I’d known you hadn’t left me on the shelf, I would never have said yes to anyone else,’ then a week later she greeted him at the train station and then immediately dumped her fiancé, and they got married and she converted to his religion and danced for him in a flowering field far away from the trenches into which he was drafted, which left such an impression that he crafted an entire story about the most beautiful maiden in the world who danced in the woods and made enormous sacrifices to be with the man she loved, and they had four kids and remained faithful to each other and blissfully grew old together and their gravestones are now marked with the names of that same fictional couple that he created, who broke every rule and overcame every possible obstacle to be together and get a happy ending, who only did all that because he based it all on their own real love story.

10 years ago

Teddy bears are art.

"I Built This Book Cart After My Bagpipes Got Stolen, Because I Couldn’t Afford A New Set Of Bagpipes,

"I built this book cart after my bagpipes got stolen, because I couldn’t afford a new set of bagpipes, and I needed to support myself. I used to sell teddy bears too. But one day last year, three undercover policeman showed up and took me to jail. It was just like a TV show— one was dressed like a rapper, the other like a hooker, and the other like a tourist. They said you need a permit to sell manufactured goods. You’re allowed to sell art, just not manufactured goods. I tried to tell them that my teddy bears were art because I dressed them and customized them. But all they said was: ‘You’re going to jail.’ I had to spend 2 days in jail. The judge threw out the case. But they never gave me back my teddy bears."

2 years ago

This made me feel better than my antidepressant.

lmao on the edinburgh zoo site it says “there is a daily penguin parade at 14:15 but it may be cancelled last minute as it is a voulntary parade, we do not coax the penguins with food, and they may not want to go out” lmao anarchopenguinism


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1 year ago

If I lived by the sea I would never be really sad. I get an immense sense of eternity and peace from the ocean. I can lose myself in staring at it hour after hour.

Sylvia Plath, The Letters of Sylvia Plath Volume I: 1940–1956 ⁠—  Aurelia Schober Plath, 18th July 1951

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