I Don't Know How, I Don't Know When, I Don't Know Where But I Will Find You Mr Saucy

I did not write this, but I second it

As a fellow vagina-owner I apove

Am I wet? Am I on my period? Did I pee my pants?- next on wtf is going on down there.

If you voted for tr*mp or support him unfollow me now

ruth bader ginsburg has died. call your senators and remind them over and over and over again of mitch mcconnell’s own rule to not replace supreme court justices in a presidential election year. call them as many times as it takes until they agree to not fill the seat until 2021. 202-224-3121

What your headache is tellin you

Reblog if you think it’s okay to platonically say “I Love You” to your friends

There’s something morally wrong with Pikachu’s mouth. This is a sign of demonic possession and somebody needs to help him. 

“we were lovers in a past life” trope but the current incarnations are enemy-to-lovers trope. when. 

Cody was fired for sharing a meme, on his day off. Then the bosses son messaged him after it went viral

non lesbians stop making useless / stupid / moron lesbian jokes challenge

for anyone wondering, “useless lesbian” jokes were originally made by lesbians as a sort of self depreciating joke, based on the fact that many of us don’t recognize when girls are flirting with us due to never learning about it + due to heteronormity.

when non-lesbians (especially men) make useless lesbians jokes is. gross. especially since many of them go really far (ex. lesbians are stupid / morons / clueless / too dumb to function). it’s really just. gross to go to someone’s blog + to see a bunch of “my lesbian followers are dumb + stupid + useless” or “lesbians are morons”.

if you’re a non lesbian, it would be super sexy if you’d stop taking our jokes made about our experiences + turning them into “every lesbian is stupid + dumb + useless! please give me notes!” lmao.