THIS IS SO ADORABLE XD

God, this is so fucking true. I don't know why we hide it, but we do.

Seriously? How can you NOT reblog this?

okay so my grandma had this friend and he was late to everything, but he didn’t really mind, as he would always joke around and say ‘oh well, as long as i’m not late to my own funeral’.

he recently passed away and last week at his funeral, everyone was in the church waiting for it to begin. they waited for more than 30 minutes past the set time and then came the news: 

the hearse had gotten stuck in traffic. the hearse with his body in it. 

he was late to his own fucking funeral. 

Guns can do bad things... but they can also do good things. Its all in the hands of the craftsman what the tool will do. The craftsman GUIDES the tool. Not the tool guides the craftsman. People need to realize this.

Hero dad guns down intruders who held gun to his 17-year-old daughter's head

You won’t see the gun-control freaks at MSNBC touting the story of his hero dad.

A St. Louis couple is likely thankful to have guns in their home after they were forced to use them to defend their daughter against two men Monday night.

The men, one of whom had an extensive rap sheet, confronted the couples’ 17-year-old daughter after she stepped outside of the house to go to her car, reports the St. Louis Post-Dispatch.

Cortez McClinton, 33, and Terrell Johnson, 31, held a gun to the girl’s head and used her as a shield as they entered the family home, where a five-year old child was also present.

The girl’s father and mother witnessed the abduction, and both retrieved their guns. When McClinton and Johnson entered, the father fired several shots, hitting both men. The girl’s mother fired one shot but missed.

Johnson died at the scene. McClinton was wounded but was able to scramble off. He had his brother take him to the hospital.

ME EVERY FUCKING TIME I SWEAR 😂😂😂

Didn’t anyone ever tell you there’s one thing you never put in a trap, if you’re smart, if you value your continued existence, if you have any plans about seeing tomorrow, there’s one thing you never, ever put in a trap. And what would that be, sir? Me. - Doctor Who (Happy 53rd Birthday!)

This girl..... she knows. Obama better look out. Heres one woman who wont be swayed into believing his propaganda.

Ok, I’m terrified of saying this because I’ll probably get hate mail, but whatever. This is about gun control.

~This post was sparked by this post~

I believe all the school shootings are not the fault of “hur hur everyone has guns, let’s get rid of the guns!”, but rather:

We have...

In a world full Of the word yes I'm here to scream... NO

I'm the hysterical words of Betty White; "... Be a pussy, those things take a pounding!" 😂😂😂😂😂

Why grow balls when you can grow a vagina

Her heart was a secret garden and the walls were very high.

William Goldman (via quotemadness)

Lucky, I'm very tall. @ my baby girl, you know who you are 😏😏😏❤

For God fucking sake read this and fucking believe it before I shove it down your throat until you do