Oh Man I Literally Just Realised How Creepy My First Ask Probably Came Across As. I Dont Know How I Didnt

Knights of the Lancers: One Hit

Knights of the Lancers one shot that very literally just hit me.

“David, I swear to all that is holy! If you bend that knee one more time,” his sister shouted just as she hit the back of his knee. “If you are not going to remember our training, you should go work with Leonard.“

The young prince glared at his sister before fixing his stance, sword read. “Again.”

She stood in front of him again, “Try to keep up then and actually hit me.“

—

“Dammit Wash!” Tucker gritted out with a hiss, “What the fuck?“

“You can’t bend your knees like that. It weakens your stance and makes you vulnerable.”

“Yeah, yeah. But. What. The. Actual. Fuck.”

“Again.” Wash pulled his training sword up to Tucker who was still on his knees. “Tucker, get up. I didn’t hit you that hard.”

“Dude, I’m gonna bruise now. How am I supposed to hook up the ladies with this bruise?” Tucker kept yelling but Wash long sense zoned out. It was always the same thing with him. How he was going to turn Tucker into a true knight was really escaping him. He only had his training with Caroline to help him here. Maybe he just needed to do his own thing. But that means more unknown. Ugh.

“Tucker, if you can land a strike on me I will buy you all the mead you can drink tonight.”

He jumped up, “Make it mead and some food.” Tucker pulled up his sword.

Wow

I just won two rounds of uno with two +4 cards

Does anyone else love the fact that Carolina knows how to use a battle axe?

Me and my friends playing ball tag

So...I just realized. Nya can pick up Kai, Lloyd, and Zane...Zane a robot...without any problems. Thinking about it her and Cole could have an arm wrestling match.

Carolina and Kimball in the backseat of the car.

Kimball: falls asleep on Carolina's shoulder.

Carolina: *Trying not to move and wake her*

Reds and Blues: That's gay.

Carolina calmly: If you wake her up, I will rip you limb from limb.

*2 hours later*

Carolina snoring with Kimball still asleep.

Tucker taking photos: I'm so dead but I don't care.

So a bit of info

We went bowling with our church and our math teacher was a member of the church and went with us

He is a huge star wars fan so my brother and I went to the counter and asked them to play dual of the gates and they agreed. So we go to our lane a few away from our teacher and suddenly the song starts. Our math teacher recognized it and jumps up yelling "Yes!" He looks over at us in joy and he looked like a child who just got a price of fresh chocolate it was the best thing ever.

My town just installed a new really bright streetlight...Right outside my bedroom window. Thanks town hall.

I just spent my whole afternoon making origami elephants.

Don't you just love it when your school's nurse wont let you go home when your vomiting, because you didn't throw up in her bathroom.