But Seriously, Can You Imagine Coming From A Nice Date With Your Girlfriend, You’ve Been Dating For

But seriously, can you imagine coming from a nice date with your girlfriend, you’ve been dating for a couple of months, it’s going pretty well, and her ex is lurking outside her apartment and talking to her cat, which, while annoying is not that weird, and he seems like an ok guy, so you forget about it, and a couple of days later, you’re on a date in a nice restaurant, and the ex turns up looking like absolute shit, dunks himself into a lobster tank, eats a live lobster, and you end up having to carry him out to the hospital where he has a seizure in the MRI and so you send him home but then you get his tests back and it turns out his fucking heart and internal organs are atrophying because of a sentient parasite which your girlfriend manages to separate only the ex runs away and the parasite ends up in your girlfriend who goes to give it back to her ex and then you end up in a weird four way relationship with your girlfriend, her ex, and a symbiote that finds the word parasite offensive

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6 years ago

Hot take but the reason why we’re all obsessed with the idea of a team of heroes living in the same home with their wacky shennagins and family dynamic is because we grew up with the original Teen Titans series.

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9 years ago

how I remember season 1 episodes, by international order:

The Beginning

Adrien Angst: The Episode

Copycat get off him

Time to save money on CGI models

Pigeon husband

Lady Wifi, aka everyone’s favorite villain

Beginning of historical AUs

Starting to see a pattern between Chloé and akumas

Marichat

Valentine’s Day bless u Papapillon

Adrien and Marinette almost kissed

Adrien’s fencing finally pays off

mlsubbing’s subs

Adrinette as far as the eye can see

#LetAdrienEat2k16

Canon DJWifi

Teamwork: The Episode

Ladybug is a Boss

Chat fighting in heels (see also: Goth Daughter)

Rock n’ roll!

Adrien and Chloé are stuck in purgatory

Gabriel? Ms. Agreste? Shower Scene™?

#BowlPrince

What does the fox say? Lies

The Babies’ First Battle

Umbrella Scene™

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6 years ago

waitress assigned kin

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9 years ago

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6 years ago

“Endgame” Final: After Destroying The Tesseract And Defeating Thanos, Steve, The Only Surviving Avenger,

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9 years ago

Katekyo Hitman Reborn ➳ covers

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6 years ago

i don’t know shit about comics but this is singlehandedly the most relatable thing any comic book character has ever said

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5 years ago

Spread the word! Many of my friends are authors on AO3 and FanFiction.Net, I highly recommend to report the app because profiting from other people’s work is just wrong and unethical!

🚨ATTENTION🚨

All Writers Published on Ao3:

This app, "Fanfic Pocket Archive Library", is lifting all public content from Ao3 and making it available through a service they profit from.

Your work has been stolen and is being used to make money for a third party.

^above are the ways in which the app makes money off of Ao3 content. The developer is called Simple Soft Alliance. Here's the app's Terms and Conditions.

Any fanfiction that can be accessed without a password on Ao3 is already available in this app. Yours, mine, every fan creator's. Whether this is illegal I do not know, but it is certainly unethical and needs to be fought. Ao3 is a site of unparalleled integrity and shows the utmost respect to creators, so this content grab is an even bigger slap in the face for that reason.

🚨Please flag/report this app in your app store. 🚨

🚩Google Playstore link

🚩Apple Store link (download app, then go to report it here )

Feel free to contact Ao3 as well to alert them to this issue. Let's take em down, folks. In the meantime, you can put your Ao3 in private mode to prevent any more data theft.