The Last Twilight Movie Comes Out This Month. It's Time For A Robert Pattinson Tumblr Roundup!

petition to rename the outside world the ‘outernet’

Saw a commercial that said “without the letters A B and O there’d be no you”

It was about blood types

As someone versed in fanfic tagging, that’s not the first thing I thought of

how do i un-read something

i want to fucking die i was at the dollar store and i carefully picked up an orange gatorade and went “sexy boy….” because i thought no one else was around but it turns out i was WRONG

i know because i heard a quiet “what the fuck bro” from the next aisle over

finally i get to move elsewhere

can y’all believe tomorrow is the last day of the united states of america :/

bioshock infinite is about to become reality

Moss. is good, for steppin; pat pat pat

not to start discourse but i think jellybeans are overrated 

hey since I just told a friend this and they found it helpful: if you’re having hallucinations and are having trouble distinguishing what’s real and what’s not, use your phone’s camera and take a picture of the thing you might be hallucinating. cameras don’t hallucinate.