Yea *how Do I Answer That Question*

I’m glad Jack Links recognizes non-binary genders

i want to fucking die i was at the dollar store and i carefully picked up an orange gatorade and went “sexy boy….” because i thought no one else was around but it turns out i was WRONG

i know because i heard a quiet “what the fuck bro” from the next aisle over

me: I’m not afraid of hard work!

hard work: :)

me:

Excuse me

What

Beef jerky is just cow raisins.

My boyfriend has the most beautiful animals

u lie down and its like (• ) ( •) and thats just how it is

Me: I just got stabbed I'm bleeding everywhere call an ambulance

Guy: Awh :( that sucks! I wish I could be there to cuddle with you

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Bill Nye for most of his career: Imma do science for kids. Science without politics. Nice, tame science for the kiddos.

Bill Nye now:

Have you ever really thought about how when you look at the moon, it’s the same moon Shakespeare and Marie Antoinette and Van Gogh and Cleopatra looked at.