“Ummm, Honey? Did You Forget Something?”

So sexy

She’s amazing

Cause I’m really starting to think about it a lot lately…

I picked out the dress.

Me: I guess your affair with Steven is no longer a secret.

Her: I’m sorry, I didn’t know he was sending that to you.

Me: How long?

Her: 3 months. Will you forgive me? I’ll come right home! Please let me come home! It’s over with him!

Me: It’s over with us too!

Her: Nooooooo!!!! Please let me make it up to you!

Me: Where are your rings? (Looking at them in her jewelry box on her dresser.)

Her: … … … … … … …

Me: [Block this caller.]

Yes it does. No, I’m not going to do anything to stop you.

Sexy blond cuckolding her husband in bed

Hall Pass Dress!

My wife accompanied my best friend to his sisters wedding!

When I saw the LBD she planned to wear to the reception, I knew she would end up back in his room afterwards. I secretly replaced her “night out bag” with an “overnight bag” and included a note.

“Enjoy the ceremony, enjoy the reception, enjoy yourself with Ryan. I’ll see you tomorrow or Sunday. I Love You!”

I had her clothes packed for at least a 2 night stay!

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Early Friday afternoon my phone rang, it was Christy.

“Hello?”

“How did you know!”

There was concern bordering on panic in her voice. I chuckled a little. It didn’t allay her concerns. She jumped in almost at a whisper,

“I’m sorry! I’m sorry, I…. I got my bag out of the car and…”

I needed to calm her down. I said,

“Baby, it’s okay. I connected the dots. You haven’t exactly been subtle with him. You were practically drooling during the rehearsal dinner last Wednesday.”

Christy said, “But you weren’t there!”

“Yes but Jealous Janice was and she kept me well supplied with candid photos of you and him flirting the night away.”

I could hear the sizzle, “That BITCH! I’ll kill her!”

“You will do no such thing! Janice is providing unbelievable photos of you in lust with Ryan! And your texting (sexting) with him has filled in the rest. You don’t make a habit of locking your phone so anytime a message came in I only needed to look and see what you two were planning.”

Her breathing had slowed considerably,

“So you’re not furious with me?”

“That Wednesday night I certainly was!”

“You nearly fucked my brains out when I got home that night.”

“Yes, but I’ve learned the difference between my wife being attractive to other men, which makes me proud, and my wife being attracted to another man, which makes me horny beyond belief!”

Christy gasped!

“But how did you??? About this weekend?”

“I saw the text from Sandy when you asked for a “ride back” after the festivities. Her reply was a wink emoji. So I knew your plan A was going to fall through. And your texts with Ryan kept getting hotter and hotter. You stopped referring to it as his room and his bed and started saying our room and our bed to him. My wife and another man! I never thought that was something I would want!”

I could tell she was processing what I had said, I asked,

“When did you check-in?”

“11:00”

“When did you fuck him first?”

“11:15!”

There was a pause, I knew she had more to say.

“Actually it was Monday night when we bought the dress.”

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What? He’s still here?

HAIR OF THE DOG

Oh hell n….. wait! Why am I hard?

The party ended three days ago! I still don’t know where she is!