"I'll Do Whatever You Want." "Then, Perish." Is Such A Raw Ass Line You'd Think It Comes From A Tumblr

hes a fucking hallucination. im calling it. hes. FUCJ. HE CANT TALK TO THOSE OEOPLE OR GO TO THE ER BECAUSE HE IS NOT REAL?!!!!!!!! FUUUUCKCKCJ!!!!! "SHE BRINGS THE BEST FLOWERS" TO YOUR GRAVE YOU FUCK!!!!! BITCH

when youre reading a fic and suddenly the pattern starts being a pattern and FUCK your favourite character is either going to kill himself or die in a tragic accident after helping the main character overcome his issues. FUCK. FUCK THIS!!!!!!

todays topic to cry about is why the hell did i not start puberty blockers as soon as i started questioning.

Wednesday and Enid are both aroace in a queerplatonic relationship and for convenience's sake just tell people they're dating. It's true because they told me.

afab this amab that what about abba. gimme gimme gimme a man after midnight wont somebody help chase the shadows away

so here i am, sitting on the disgusting floor of the train station, waiting for two hours to pass

anyway today i got lost alone in a forest full of bugs

x

DESTROYA

[This idea has been rattling in my brain and I had to share it.]

I know we all love the ‘humans are space orcs’ concept… but imagine, onboard the new ship they’ve been assigned to, the human meets an actual space orc. A massive monster… fangs and tusks and scars and a battle-hardened stare, looming over all the other life forms on the ship in its thick indestructible armour it refuses to remove. It barely drinks, it doesn’t need sleep, its massive shoulders are heavy with the terrible things it has experienced. Compared to the squishy & delicate human body, this thing is a walking tank.

… Except instead of hating/ignoring one another, the human and the monster start bonding over both coming from death planets. The human is excited to find a life form who doesn’t quiver with fear at the vague description of a jellyfish and the monster is ecstatic to meet someone who understands the feeling of being bitten by a qua’lem (cats are pretty close). They sit together and compare dangerous animals and locations as the other aliens look on in confusion and fear… oh, you also have dense jungles of deadly hidden predators, boiling acid lakes, tamed predatory killers, and areas with horrendously high and low temperatures? Sick!! 

It doesn’t take long before the two of them become totally inseparable. The human loves not feeling like some kind of crazy outsider and the monster is overjoyed they’ve finally found an equal in this unkillable marshmallow.

Monster: When I was a youngling, a grol-lik stung straight through my armour. The pain lasted for approximately 16 human hours. Human: Oh yeah man, I get that. As a kid I got a wasp stuck in my shirt. It stung me like four times, it was awful, and all my cousins just laughed at me… Monster: [using their arm screen to research human courting methods] I see.

the ratio of the stuff i know about sky vs the money i spent on sky is. big. why