Time To Make This Look Presentable

I come back to tumblr to see you all have made up an entire Martin Scorsese movie about a Russian mafia boss with a plot, love interests, and 20 alternate endings. Meanwhile on tiktok, they've came up with an entire currency called dabloons and people are giving them away to "weary travelers", trading them, giving people potions to prevent robbers from stealing them, inflation rates, and a whole economy off them. And twitter has been frantically panicking for the last three weeks cause Elon Musk has been burning it to the ground by firing everyone, causing their profits to fall and it's shutdown is inevitable. Plus while Twitter is collapsing, the man who accidentally got a text from some old woman confirmed they're having Thanksgiving together again for the 7th year in a row among all this. This has been one of the most unhinged weeks for social media honestly.

mtf and ftm solidarity is me, the one who hates their boobs letting my beloved mtf friend (who is like 30cm taller than me) put their head on my boobs because it makes her feel small and happy

I CAN FINALLY SAY I WANNA FUCK THE PUPPET

my personal favorite like brand of jon lines is basically where he’s just [picture of edwardian offense] I’m hip

hes a fucking hallucination. im calling it. hes. FUCJ. HE CANT TALK TO THOSE OEOPLE OR GO TO THE ER BECAUSE HE IS NOT REAL?!!!!!!!! FUUUUCKCKCJ!!!!! "SHE BRINGS THE BEST FLOWERS" TO YOUR GRAVE YOU FUCK!!!!! BITCH

when youre reading a fic and suddenly the pattern starts being a pattern and FUCK your favourite character is either going to kill himself or die in a tragic accident after helping the main character overcome his issues. FUCK. FUCK THIS!!!!!!

Fellas, if your game has:

A Simple Style

An Emphasis on Building

Esoteric Crafting Recipes

A Leveling/Enchanting System

Traveling Through Different Dimensions

A Meta Narrative

And Frog Breeding

Then that's not your game, that's Homestuck

god the mad scientist trope is so trans. the lone figure- partaking in the act of creation, the innovation of body and flesh, seen as monstrous and unnatural by wider society. rejecting societal rules and embracing radical science- the creation becoming the creator. transforming what once was to something so other, and it is magnificent. it is so horrible, it is so beautiful, it is me.

thinking about her... horse plinko

and i have sensory issues, obviously, somezimes to the point air feels bad on my skin which is always fun. but i walked like 4 kilometres IN THE FOREST? WITH SPIDERWEBS STICKING TO ME? WEIRD VAGUELY MURDEROUS GRASS BRUSHING AGAINST MY LEGS? i am so powerful. a god.

tumblr i hate to inform you but i started listening to the magnus archives and welcome to night vale at the same time and my head has never been this empty but full. its an experience