Help I Dont Have Enough Data To Watch This Whole Thing, What The Fuck Happened

This is the only tiktok you’ll ever need, I’ve made about 13 of these and I’m not stopping anytime soon

diversity win! the two eye imagery, trauma, record stuff, podcast protagonists have a gay romantic subplot

I must not post.

Posting is the mind-killer.

Posting is the little-death that brings total obliteration.

I will face my post.

I will permit it to pass over me and through me.

And when it has gone past, I will turn the inner eye to see its path.

Where the post has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.

i am very unfomfortable with this whole human thing

i just want to mention that no my obsession with eyes is not because of tma or wtnv its just a fun little thing ive had in my head for a while :)

sitting on the toilet because i am having my period<333 also scared to get up because i Will pass out<333

my personal favorite like brand of jon lines is basically where he’s just [picture of edwardian offense] I’m hip

hey if u can’t drive/are a slow learner due to a disability or mental illness, just picture historical figures like pirates or the founding fathers trying to operate a car.

it’s only “easy” bc we’ve normalized it.

[This idea has been rattling in my brain and I had to share it.]

I know we all love the ‘humans are space orcs’ concept… but imagine, onboard the new ship they’ve been assigned to, the human meets an actual space orc. A massive monster… fangs and tusks and scars and a battle-hardened stare, looming over all the other life forms on the ship in its thick indestructible armour it refuses to remove. It barely drinks, it doesn’t need sleep, its massive shoulders are heavy with the terrible things it has experienced. Compared to the squishy & delicate human body, this thing is a walking tank.

… Except instead of hating/ignoring one another, the human and the monster start bonding over both coming from death planets. The human is excited to find a life form who doesn’t quiver with fear at the vague description of a jellyfish and the monster is ecstatic to meet someone who understands the feeling of being bitten by a qua’lem (cats are pretty close). They sit together and compare dangerous animals and locations as the other aliens look on in confusion and fear… oh, you also have dense jungles of deadly hidden predators, boiling acid lakes, tamed predatory killers, and areas with horrendously high and low temperatures? Sick!! 

It doesn’t take long before the two of them become totally inseparable. The human loves not feeling like some kind of crazy outsider and the monster is overjoyed they’ve finally found an equal in this unkillable marshmallow.

Monster: When I was a youngling, a grol-lik stung straight through my armour. The pain lasted for approximately 16 human hours. Human: Oh yeah man, I get that. As a kid I got a wasp stuck in my shirt. It stung me like four times, it was awful, and all my cousins just laughed at me… Monster: [using their arm screen to research human courting methods] I see.

i did Not need to hear Sad cecil today this is literally the worst day to give me angst fuck you