you know i had to stop listening to tma for a bit because everytime the worms were mentioned i got really hungry
WHY TUMBLR WHY
Kestrel-dad not sure how to dad but he’s trying his best.
"frankenstein's monster"? um. uh actually. he's not- *holding back tears* please say 'the creature' he's not actually a monster!! he's just a little very tall guy who didn't ask to be born!!! *sniff* he's literally just- why are you calling him a monster???!? it's people like you who made him turn to violence! he's not .... he's not a monster!! *breaks down crying*
the first discourse on tumblr i ever saw was about love. literally love. what the fuck.
i discovered my kittens play in the cellar with spiders and spider corpses the size of an eyeballand WOW my arachnophobia is through the roof i listened to the spider chapter of tma earlier today
anyway today i got lost alone in a forest full of bugs
do i shave my hair myself or do i wait for my mom to get me a professional hair person
have i been double jointed this whole time. wtf
*whispering* is he.. you know, double jointed? :/
go on anon and tell me what my blog would taste like if you licked it
daily reminder that its okay to get drunk alone if its for a special occasion!