Why The Fuck Does My Mother Move So Much Of My Stuff It's Always "I WOULD MOVE THAT SO YOU DONT LOSE

Is there like a cure for constantly being horny?

It's been -78 days since the last day i didn't randomly think about gay sex and that's only if you count the day i realized i didn't think about gay sex which is still technically thinking about gay sex. If you don't I have no clue what it's like to not have your thoughts filled with AGGRESSIVE GAYNESS.

It only took me 4 months to do step 1.

I am out of nerds

how many nerds do i have to shove up my ass before i see god?

borderline delirious rn happy not eating more than 700 calories and walking a mile a day because you're trying to reclaim your body from dogshit genetics day why am i doin this during finals week lmao

Declare a thumb war then in the middle of teh thumbwar pull them in and KISS THEM

i need to turn a toaster into a capture card with an extremely low bitrate

Man i still remember back when i was optimistic and witty. Used to love wordplay and stupid jokes. Did a lot of stupid nerdy stuff like calculating the terminal velocity of an oreo.

Now i just kind of want to die.

Since somehow this website is less of a cesspool than twitter even with 90% of its userbase gone and there is literally no other social media platform actually suited to posting completely random thoughts with zero refrain I dug out this 10 year old account to do exactly that.

What are some genderfluid alternatives to ranch?

slamming the big red button on my desk labeled "bweh" over and over again to no discernible effect