Damn Calum’s Morning Voice

Lamp Halo might be my fav Fake AH Crew fic 

Why is this me

I have found my new ringtone

Me: *after being an asshole* I love you!

Mum: I will always love you!

Me: awwww--

Mum: Unless you start murdering people, then I will not.

Me: What if I murdered Donald Trump?

Mum: No

Me: Excuse--

Mum: Because if you got close enough to kill Trump, then you were close enough to kill Pence, and you didn't.

Me:......shit you right.

Lamp Halo might be my fav Fake AH Crew fic 

me : *sighs* what is life? 

 otp : *enters* hello, bitch

the book of mormon? don’t you mean

Happy #ObamaDay

(photos by pete souza, official white house photographer)

Welcome to a weird fucking place

HELLO. My name’s Erika, I made this out of boredness.

I Don’t Wanna Live Forever - Taylor Swift feat. Zayn Malik

If you want to download it, click here: http://underneathmyfallingstars.tumblr.com/post/154527586383/can-you-give-me-the-song-of-zayn-and-tay ;)

Cashton Fics

Okay, we all know that it is very hard to find quality Cashton fan fictions (one shots or long books) , so here are my faves and recommendations: 

Long Books: 

I usually don’t read long books but here are my faves: 

Owned : This one is a BDSM kind of story but it involves more fluff than smut, it is well written and also very entertaining to read and I, myself have read it twice.

Paper Planes : SO POWERFUL AND JUST READ IT, IT’S ALSO INSPIRED BY A DISNEY MOVIE JUST READ THIS.

the killer order : Intense, just wow. Very triggering and sexual but I love it, read this if you are not sensitive.

President’s Son : Plot twist, not sure if you are ready for this. 

SKYPE :  I love stories like this, mainly texting and stuff. One of my faves. 

Bus Stop : One sentence story, LOVE, THIS IS SO BEAUTIFUL YOU NEED TO READ THIS. 

We Are Gold, You Are Fire: A BOOK ABOUT CASHTON’S ADVENTURES THIS IS MY SHIT, ALSO SMUT, GOOD SMUT. JUST READ IT DAMN.

One Shots: 

Ghostbusters :  This is probably my favorite thing in the world, this is the best thing in the world. I’m so shook about this, I wanna thank the person who wrote this. 

Sodales : I honestly love soulmate stuff and I love this ass well, THIS INVOLVES MUKE SO

i wanna sleep next to you (all i wanna do) : Based on Troye Sivan’s Blue Neighbourhood, fuck yes. MIGHT BE TRIGGERING BUT STILL CUTE. 

photo :  Smut, interesting, very indeed. 

i could be your one desire : Bottom!Ashton but it’s good to try new things so why not.

the way I’ve been lovin’ you : This is so good, cute, funny and sexual at the same time, I love this.