Dear Friends Of Tumblr,

y'all, focus on Calum’s background i think it’s fricking Ashton im

Everyone in the crew had a fallback plan in case shit went south. Michael would be an electrician, Jack always wanted to work in radio, and Gavin would be a cameraman on films. Jeremy mentioned something about how he went to school for animation and Ryan perked up and went “Hey, me too!”

When someone asks Trevor what his fallback plan was, he shrugs and goes “I got my degree in aerospace engineering” and everyone stops to look at him.

“Aerospace engineering?”

“Yeah.”

“Like… like rocket science?”

“Yeah.”

“You can make rockets and here you are, doing crime?”

“C'mon, when’s the last time NASA was funded? If anything, I made a completely reasonable career choice.”

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A little bi-derman for bi visibility day. Happy bi visibility day guys!

OTP fights in fanfiction

Person 1: (loud arguing)

Person 2: (loud arguing)

Person 1: BECAUSE I LOVE YOU!!!

Person 2: (stunned silence)

Me:

Baek : Chaniee ~~ Chan : what little puppy ? Baek : its too long -3-

ryan giving a virtual kiss on top of gavin’s head in the new 7 Days to Die was the best thing to come out of achievement hunter.

Chanyeol: Okay, guys, how do I ask Baekhyun out?

Jongin: Roses are red, violets are blue. Guess what, my bed has room for two.

Chanyeol: OH MY GOD!

Minseok: Twinkle twinkle little star, we can do it in my car.

Chanyeol: STOP IT!

Luhan: Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, I can make you scream.

Chanyeol: GUYS!

Cashton Fics

Okay, we all know that it is very hard to find quality Cashton fan fictions (one shots or long books) , so here are my faves and recommendations: 

Long Books: 

I usually don’t read long books but here are my faves: 

Owned : This one is a BDSM kind of story but it involves more fluff than smut, it is well written and also very entertaining to read and I, myself have read it twice.

Paper Planes : SO POWERFUL AND JUST READ IT, IT’S ALSO INSPIRED BY A DISNEY MOVIE JUST READ THIS.

the killer order : Intense, just wow. Very triggering and sexual but I love it, read this if you are not sensitive.

President’s Son : Plot twist, not sure if you are ready for this. 

SKYPE :  I love stories like this, mainly texting and stuff. One of my faves. 

Bus Stop : One sentence story, LOVE, THIS IS SO BEAUTIFUL YOU NEED TO READ THIS. 

We Are Gold, You Are Fire: A BOOK ABOUT CASHTON’S ADVENTURES THIS IS MY SHIT, ALSO SMUT, GOOD SMUT. JUST READ IT DAMN.

One Shots: 

Ghostbusters :  This is probably my favorite thing in the world, this is the best thing in the world. I’m so shook about this, I wanna thank the person who wrote this. 

Sodales : I honestly love soulmate stuff and I love this ass well, THIS INVOLVES MUKE SO

i wanna sleep next to you (all i wanna do) : Based on Troye Sivan’s Blue Neighbourhood, fuck yes. MIGHT BE TRIGGERING BUT STILL CUTE. 

photo :  Smut, interesting, very indeed. 

i could be your one desire : Bottom!Ashton but it’s good to try new things so why not.

the way I’ve been lovin’ you : This is so good, cute, funny and sexual at the same time, I love this.