reblog to add +10 haunting power to your ghost when you die
* body language masterlist
* a translator that doesn’t eat ass like google translate does
* a reverse dictionary for when ur brain freezes
* 550 words to say instead of fuckin said
* 638 character traits for when ur brain freezes again
* some more body language help
(hope this helps some ppl)
⟶ "i'm so hungry i could eat ___" trend with satoru
⟶ who wants to send me requests ("meeee! ☝️" you all say in unison)
cw:: crack, not proofread, i wrote this in 10 minutes half an hour before my shift, then finished in the 5 minutes before i go to bed, reader wears glasses, gn!reader, astoundingly short seriously its 348 words
You stretch out, reaching your arms above your head and arching your back slightly. You groan in relief, before settling your head back into Satoru’s lap.
All your students are out on missions, but the intimidating stack of paperwork on almost every surface of your office meant you couldn't take the day off. And although he whined and moaned seeing you get dressed for work, your fiancé still dragged himself to Jujutsu Tech with you. Someday you'll have to address his attachment issues, but not today.
“I’m starving,” you mumble. You'd taken a much-needed break from filing papers and reports to lay in Satoru’s lap, but before long, another need popped up.
“Yeah? What d’you wanna eat, cutie?” Satoru grins, booping your nose, before sliding your glasses slightly further up your nose.
“Mmm… I dunno,” you groan. “I'm so hungry, I could eat Yaga-sensei.”
…
Satoru pauses, his hand hovering above your face. “Huh?”
You're fighting back a grin at the confusion on his pretty features. “I said, 'I'm so hungry, I could eat Yaga-sensei.’”
“Ugh,” Satoru groans. “What does that mean?”
You feign confusion at the way he grimaces, blinking up at him. “What? It's like… a thing people say.”
“Do you wanna have sex with Yaga?”
That got you. You burst out laughing, slapping his side as you cackle. “What the hell?”
He blinks at you, before a splitting grin breaks out on his face, and he playfully shoves your shoulder. “Oh my god, what's wrong with you? 'I could eat Yaga-sensei’? Seriously?”
“Haven't you seen the trend?” You're pulling out your phone, struggling to type on Tiktok, your giggling causing your thumbs to shake. But you manage, and you're shoving the first video you see in his face.
He blinks owlishly at the video, before giggling along with you. “That's so stupid.”
“It's funny!” you argue. “But I am actually hungry.”
“Yeah, yeah.” He's gathering you into his arms, standing up with you in a bridal carry. (“I'm practicing,” is what he'd say if you asked.) “Let's get you some real food. Before you fuck our boss.”
is there plans for any Ino content? >^v^>
id love to write for him but i love him so much idk if i cud do him justice .. but ill give it a go just for u ..
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Writing With Color: Helps with writing about culture, ethnicity, and religion. Overall, it gives advice on how to write about diversity.
Name Generator: As the name says, it helps you build names for your characters. Very useful if you cannot think of names for your characters!
KathySteinemann: The 'archive.pdf' section helps you with synonyms in case you struggle to find the right word for your sentences (also to avoid using redundant words).
Spwickstrom: Similar to the previous one, this one provides grammar tips. Extremely helpful when finding phrases, verbs, conjunctions, adjectives, and so on.
Servicescape: The perfect website if you're experiencing writer's block. It provides writing prompts. It helps you spark creativity when it comes to writing.
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⟶ suguru and his pregnant!wife
⟶ masterlist can be found here. my first request!! im not planning on having kids so apologies if it's inaccurate T_T
cw:: fem!reader, fluffy crack, i've never written for suguru before .. just a short drabble, not proofread, menace!reader
For all the horror stories you'd heard about pregnancy, you felt yours was going pretty smoothly.
Your skin was glowy, your hips had rounded nicely, and your cravings had been mostly mundane.
Until now, that is.
you: babe we are out of hot sauce [11:03AM]
suguru 💓: Already? I swear it hasn't even been a week [11:05AM]
you: come on [11:05AM]
you: ik ur not busy 😐 [11:05AM]
you: just swing by and drop some home [11:06AM]
suguru 💓: What for?? [11:07AM]
you: ice cream with hot sauce :3 [11:07AM]
suguru 💓 is typing…
You stare at the screen, chewing your lip and drumming your fingers along your pregnant belly.
suguru 💓: No. [11:09AM]
you: WHAT [11:09AM]
You throw your phone down on the couch with a groan, dragging your hands down your face.
“Do you hear that?” you murmur, addressing the human inside you. “Your father hates us both.”
Your baby kicks your bladder in response.
You spend the rest of the morning moping around the house. Your husband doesn't love you, your unborn child has violent tendencies already, etcetera. And when Suguru pushes open the front door, he finds you sprawled over the living floor, tears brimming in your eyes. He has to bite back a snigger.
“Hey, beautiful,” he smiles, crouching next to you. “What are we doing down here, huh?”
You sniffle, blinking up at him with a pout. “You got hot sauce?”
Chuckling, he pulls a bottle of Tabasco from his pocket and taps it against your nose. “Is this okay?” He grins as your face lights up.
“Yes!” You sit up, planting a firm kiss on his lips, before standing and taking the bottle from him. You waddle into the kitchen, your husband following behind.
Humming a cheerful tune, you retrieve your gallon tub of ice cream from the freezer. Suguru had bought it only four days ago and it's already half empty. Oops.
Two scoops of ice cream, and a healthy drizzling of Sriracha.
“You want some?” you ask, batting your eyelashes up at your husband.
“Not at all,” he smiles, rubbing your shoulder. You shrug, and start eating. Your face lights up, and you sigh in satisfaction.
“Good?” he asks, taking the spoon from you and hand-feeding you the concoction himself. “Sounds like you're having an orgasm.”
“Sho good,” you say around the spoon. “Thanks for the hot sauce.”
He hums, his lip curling as he sees the ice cream melting into the hot sauce. Disgusting, he thinks. Despite himself, he can't help but lean forward and press his lips to yours, trying his best not to taste the concoction on your tongue.
You shove your tongue against his anyway, licking into his mouth and cackling as he pulls away in disgust.
“I love you, baby,” you grin, taking back the spoon.
Suguru mimes retching, before pressing a kiss to your forehead. “I love you, too.”
tags:: @candy-s72
requests are open go crazy in my inbox ;P
⟶ taglists always open
find my college au here!!
masterlist::
satoru gojo
ʚɞ taking care of injured!reader
ʚɞ napping
ʚɞ let you break my heart again
ʚɞ stealing ur spectacles
ʚɞ a love no one will understand
ʚɞ teen!satoru wants u so bad
ʚɞ satoru loves his jealous!wife
ʚɞ cougars
ʚɞ satoru's lip balm
ʚɞ "im so hungry i could eat yaga"
ʚɞ miscellaneous texts
suguru geto
ʚɞ suguru vs his wife's cravings
kento nanami
ʚɞ kento vs food courts
⟶ waking up from a nap w satoru
cw:: fluff, slightly mean reader 😇, gn!reader
On one of those rare days when neither you nor Satoru were called out to school or a mission, you find yourselves draped over each other under a blanket. His mop of white hair rests on your chest, snoozing, while you pet his hair gently and watch the clouds drift on by.
You can't help but trace your eyes over his pretty features. Peaceful as a baby, lips slightly parted as he rests without a care. He's really cute when he doesn't speak, you muse.
Until suddenly he's blinking himself awake, licking his dry lips, and shattering every illusion of cuteness you'd foolishly constructed.
“Your tits are so comfortable to sleep on,” he grins, looking up at you with bleary eyes.
“You really know how to ruin any moment,” you smile down at him.
He giggles like a loser, dropping his head back into your chest with a great big yawn, pearly white molars blinking at you. “Ugh. I have a gross taste in my mouth.”
You hum, not at all sympathetic. “‘Cause of all that candy you ate before you fell asleep.”
“Um, no. Because I haven't kissed you in hours.”
“Wow! Harvard is calling.”
“I know right?” He grins self-assuredly, then goes wriggling up your body like a 6’5” centipede, nosing into your cheek. “Kiss.”
You roll your eyes, think about saying something snarky, then decide to just give in this time.
(Sometimes you worry you're too mean.)
(But not enough to stop.)
He grins against your lips when you lean in for a kiss, his eyes slipping closed and his hand working into your hair to tug you closer. Your hands lazily drape over his shoulders, the only sounds in the room being the gentle spin of the fan and the sound of you two locking lips.
It’s moments like these when you remember just how much you like your Satoru. Moments he's doing and not saying.
He pulls away, but not without leaving a final peck on your lips. “See? Now my mouth is all better.”
You're not convinced, twirling his hair between your fingers and asking, “Is it?”
“No,” he groans, sitting up. “Gonna go get something to eat. Be right back.”
You huff, watching him go. “Eat something healthy, babe.”
“I'd rather be shot.”

⟶ satoru's scented lip balm.
⟶ moot me up. pls
cw:: tooth rotting fluff, not proofread, gn!reader, babygirl!satoru
“Hey. C’mere,” Satoru whispers conspiratorially.
You look up at him. He's on the other side of your office, leaning against the wall. His blindfold conceals his eyes, but he struggles to hide the way the corners of his lips are twitching into a cheeky grin.
You tap your pen against the paperwork you're filling out, which was actually his paperwork that he pleaded with you to do, and roll your eyes. “No. You come here.”
He doesn't even argue, too caught up in what he really wants to share with you. He bounds over to your desk, pushes your chair back, and sits sideways over your lap. You let out a slight oof as he settles in, but your hands still wind around his waist.
“Notice anything different about me?” he purrs.
Your hands trace up and down his waist as you furrow your brows in thought. It doesn't seem like he's gotten his hair cut, and it looks like the same blindfold you'd just washed last night, and he hasn't painted his nails or gotten laser hair removal or gotten his already blinding teeth whitened further.
“No,” you shrug. “What is it?”
He huffs. “I’ll give you a hint.”
He leans forward, connecting his lips to yours. He kisses you slow and languidly, and although it's tempting to force your tongue through his shiny pink lips, you do resist.
He pulls away with a final peck. “Get it now?”
You still don't. “New toothpaste?”
“We share toothpaste, silly!” He huffs, knocking his forehead against your cheek. “Okay, one more hint.”
He places a kiss on your nose. Then another, and another, until your eyes are finally widening in realisation.
“New lip balm,” you say. He grins.
“Yes! You're so smart, baby.”
That explains the rosy tint to his lips, then. You bring a finger up, tracing along the slight sheen. “Pretty.”
“Okay, okay. Now guess the flavour.”
You hum, tilting your face towards his, your nose brushing against his lips very slightly. He doesn't resist the urge to give you another kiss, leaving the slightest pink shimmer on your skin.
You narrow your eyes, your stare wandering around the room as you think. “It's sweet.”
“Yep!” Satoru grins, his blindingly white teeth glinting from the corner of your eyes. “Guess!”
You sniff again, then once more. “Cherry.”
He squeals, wrapping his arms around your head and squeezing you to him. “You're so smart! My smart baby. You've earned another kiss.”
“Duh,” you smile, tilting your head up to meet his lips as they push against yours. It's a slow, affectionate kiss, and you can feel your fiancé's smile against your lips, drinking in all the things you feel for him but are too prideful to say.
You're so cute.
He pulls away, leaning his head atop yours, his cheek pressed to the crown of your head. “I need to keep my lips soft for you,” he sighs, answering your question before you can even say it.
You hum. “Thoughtful.”