Me At Any Character Whos Supposed To Represent The American Dream

Victor Frankenstein, playing god and defying all rules of ethics:

i just really want one of Shakespeare's comedies directed by Wes Anderson

sometimes i wanna post serious takes ab lit on this blog but then i realize if i try to use it for a class i could get checked for plagiarism

and im not ready to have my professors know about all the dumb shit i say here

the houses with friends and blankets

Gryffindor- gives friend their blanket

Slytherin- goes to get a new blanket for their friend

Hufflepuff- shares their blanket

Ravenclaw- has an extra blanket just in case already

If you think Hermes wouldn’t wear winged heelys you’re wrong

Apollo: Hey, Hermes, I've got something to tell you. I'm pan.

Hermes: Ha, I knew it! I've never seen you and goatboy in the same place at the same time!

Apollo: No, godsdamn it I-

Dorian Gray after one (1) conversation with Lord Henry

Greek gods & heroes as bdg 2

Sisyphus:

Demeter:

Practically all of the gods at some point or another: