Go To Any Music App You Have That Has A “Liked” Playlist.

Imagine if all of us collectively together tried to fight God. I feel like it'd go something like this:

God: uh... Abel what are the humans building? H-how and why are they getting so close to Heaven? WAIT WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY CAN THINK FOR THEMSELVES!? I THOUGHT THEY WERE LIKE A SHITTY VERSION OF THE SIMS!

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY'RE COMING TO HURT ME!?!

I'm getting really tired of being single

I'm seeing all these cute couples and now I feel lonely!

St. Peter from Hazbin Hotel is hot and no one can change me mind

Y'all ever just randomly consume a large amount of cheese?

I crave it so much I could eat an entire block and want more

I believe Alastor sneezes like a dad

Loud as fuck

Do you guys think Alastor can get fleas? And he's just like "god damn it I got fleas again." Like it's just his version of Lice?

Snek- Danger Noodle, if you will…

Imagine if people today used early 1900's slang

Like just imagine

"we're totally gonna drink that giggle water tonight Britney!"

"Yeah bitch, but if we wanna get to them cute boys we gotta get a wiggle on"

"alright let's go! Hopefully Jessica didn't show up she's such a Abercrombie"

"and a dead hoofer too"

(I looked these up please don't crucify me if some of them are incorrect or mean something else)

Last song: Good Enough For God by Citizen Soldier

Favorite Color: constantly changes but right now it's Black

Last book: Chains by Laurie Halse Anderson

Last movie: Footloose

Last tv show: 2012 TMNT (I was rewatching some of my favorite shows as a kid)

Sweet/spicy/savory: it's a tie between sweet and savory

Relationship status: single

Last thing I googled: Mouse P.I. For Hire (I'm really excited about the game)

Current obsession: mostly all the BATIM games but I'm also really into vintage shows like Betty Boop and old Hollywood movies. I'm also obsessed with Weirdcore and Dreamcore

Looking forward to: the second season of Hazbin Hotel, the Mouse P.I. game, and The Bendy Movie

Tagging: @ask-the-dancing-demon @pipesflowforeverandever @hornets-nest666 @qftim-c

(y'all don't gotta, I just really like your blogs and wanna know a bit more about y'all)

ten people i'd like to get to know better

tagged by: @megkuna thanks <333

last song: the phantom of the opera

favorite color: muted green

last book: uhhhhhh oh man i really need to start reading books

last movie: phantom of the opera which i watched with a friend

last tv show: the original star trek which i also watched with a friend

sweet/spicy/savory: sweet, i love sugar too much

relationship status: single and not looking, i'd rather just have more friends

last thing i googled: "how to know if skincare routine is too harsh" my pimples hurt in a Different way now :(

current obsession: probably still mob psycho 100 but it's not what it used to be. yay depression

looking forward to: when my family finally moves into the new house

tagging: @scarecloud69 @disorganised-thoughtss @daneonrainbow @lawful-goof @officialkarinuzumaki @leo-probably @vychodocech @umkayonninay @mocha-blossom @spageddy29 no pressure though <3

Wally would have a fucking aneurysm if he saw this-