“Tactile” Sneak Peek (Steddie Omegaverse D/s)

ONE OF OUR INSTRUCTORS ACCIDENTALLY GOT PAID $787,000 THIS MONTH IM WHEEZING, OMFG PAYROLL

Me: I'm not really into this fetish

Internet: *adds hypnosis*

Me: ...give me everything you got

In case you’re having a bad day

my mom is 61 and her bf is a huge nerd and he’s teaching her to play magic the gathering and he had her watch avatar the last airbender with him and his ringtone is terra’s theme from final fantasy 6 and he paints pictures of sephiroth. my mom’s bf is nerdier than i’ll ever be.

and she does all these pinterest crafts and now she makes little bejeweled vials of healing potions for him and his buddies. my little geek heart can’t handle all this.

edit: just picture a 60-something woman with a VERY thick minnesotan accent saying “mike is having me watch the naruto”

This is the Dog of Protection.

Reblog and you’ll never be forced to reblog anything you don’t want to ever again!

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

I love my mom.

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(

An asexual and pansexual become room-mates and have wacky adventures

The show is called ‘All or Nothing’